Isn’t the thing with mammograms being referred out like not that big of a deal, because the imaging center needs somewhere to SEND THE RESULTS?

SHERIFF MAY I TROUBLE YOU FOR A GLASS OF WARM MILK AND BY GLASS OF WARM MILK I MEAN A NICE CHARDONNAY

Wait- he wasn’t even trying to avoid jail, just probation? I haven’t been following this story very closely, because this kind of thing gets me all angerpaited, but jesus.

What exactly was it about that 57-year-old (at the time) man that those women found irresistible? It wasn’t his looks, or his wallet.

It’s not enough for him to (finally!) go to jail. I want the mother charged too.

So happy to hear that little douche was found. I thought his defense was b.s. when I first heard it and he deserved the book thrown at him. Mom is just as bad.

The thing that people so rarely talk about in this situation is how massively emphasizing virginity like this makes it almost a part of some womens’ lives, so even though they are now “allowed” to have sex with their husbands, they can feel hollow and worthless now that they no longer have this “important” thing as…

This is so fucking gross and annoying. And you can get a hymen certificate all you want, that doesn’t prove you didn’t have oral or any other sex. I grew up with Catholic girls who called themselves *~virgins~* but blew everybody and had anal. I hate this religious hypocrisy. When you make a huge fuss about something…

There are a lot of people out there that think any attention given to a woman, positive or negative, should flatter them. Obviously those people have never been stalked or harrassed.

I broke up with a friend who, as I was crying from being exhausted by the sexual harassment I was receiving in a muslim country on vacation, told me “you should be happy you’re getting attention, no one is even paying attention to me”. Fuck her and her fucking face.

Who is he kidding, kids at that age do not want to hang out with their parents.

Taylor Swift is hardly the first artist to write about their romantic life and their break-ups. Pink’s written about her breakup. Heck, Don’t Speak was about Stefani’s breakup with Tony Kanal. I don’t know why people act like Taylor Swift pioneered break-up music.

He is such a scumbag that words fail me. Before she met him she was a nurse at the prestigious M.D. Anderson Cancer Center and gave up her life to follow him around for his career and his religion, only to be totally failed by him in every way. Yet he forgives her.

Heard that. I’m a true crime freakaleek, and any show I’ve seen on this case tries to make Andrea Yates the unfortunate, but villainous character while praising her husband and his strength getting through such a hard time. It was clear to me she was a truly troubled woman who listened to her God and husband tell her…

#cocksnotglocks?

Stuff like this makes me wonder how we’ve survived as a species for so long.

When we were planning our wedding, my mom told me that if I invited my bio-dad, she wouldn’t come. As if I’d invite the guy who beat the crap out of her and held a gun to her head. Then my bio-dad, who I had recently reestablished a relationship with, said if I invited my mom, he wouldn’t come. As if he deserved to…

I'm so sorry that, even as adults, some of us are still able to appreciate and respect the things that brought us joy as children, Kara.

Counterpoint: There is no better snack food than chocolate milk.