I like to call it "Romantic"

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

And respectability politics is really only directed at the Black community as some sort of justification for oppression and violence. Because GOD KNOWS there aren't any white people who aren't articulate or speak in "jibberish."

Czahor, the founder of Hipster.com, has resigned from that post already, after tweets he sent out about slutty girls and gays, plus controversial writings about race, were revealed.

"First of all, Martin Luther King, Jr. was a well-dressed, extremely well-spoken man; he didn't have his pants sagged to his ankles, and he wasn't delivering his speech in "jibberish" or "slang" (ie. he wasn't speaking like a rapper). He understood that looking respectable and speaking clearly and concisely isn't…

Protip: Don't read through the comments on Gawker's version of this. Since it's a white guy committing this crimes, someone making the *totally unexpected* claim that American's crumbling mental healthcare is to blame here.

This is so, so heartbreaking. What kind, gentle, bright and beautiful young people. Fuck.

People like her should be muttering this stuff alone in a dirty, desert trailer park.

The 'apology' implies that "regardless of the circumstances" really means "without consideration for the emotional and physical toll on the human required to bring such child into the world and then presumably be wholly responsible for the care and upbringing of such human." So, yeah, notsomuch. Probably should just…

Kurcaba issued a statement saying he's sorry "to anyone who took my comments about the sanctity of human life to mean anything other than that all children are precious regardless of circumstances."

Everything about this is fucking amazing.

She took all the young "divas" to school. That performance was pretty damn perfect.

You know it's bad when you unintentionally sound like Douglas Reynholm: 'The glass ceiling is now a glass floor. The women are floating above it, and the men are just looking up at them'.

In all fairness, men are known for being bad at math.

That precise thing happened to a friend of mine. She had to rely on a national abortion agency to help her get the funds to fly to New York to have the procedure done. Never mind that her fetus had no brain and was at high risk of dying in-utero, which would have endangered her life. She would have taken the risk of…

But if that child needs health care or if the mom needs medical assistance thereafter, fuck'em. Did I get that right?

Actually, the implication goes even further, if you think about it. If you're not drinking beer for the taste, you're drinking beer to get shitfaced. Budweiser is more or less implicitly stating its product exists for people who want to get wasted and don't care what it tastes like. That is perhaps more bracing…

He backhands her, obviously, like every real man who doesn't know how to do math and thinks the little lady should appreciate being allowed to use the saw.

Don't forget the hybrid beer douche. That's the guy who comes in stroking his carefully groomed chin pubes, looking to get blasted on some 849% ABV microbrew only six people on a commune have heard of. He gives me an incredulous eyeroll when I tell him to choose from the 145 beers I do actually carry. Sorry, buddy,…

Harder because they have to stop and do push ups and chest bumps every couple minutes to make sure their still manly and tough.