OK, I would like to see this movie.

Jocelyn Wildenstein. Always the winner of the worst plastic surgery contest. Always.

I meant more in the sense that Cosmo is part of a culture that perpetuates reckless consumerism and capitalizes on women's insecurities.

The placement of the copy leads me to believe that this will actually be printed on the apron itself. If that is indeed the case, I'll take one.

I feel like in years past there was a good mix of ridiculous and covetable. This year it all seems like something you'd see in a catalog for a middle school fundraiser. I miss the shame that comes from secretly kind of wanting my own monogrammed steak brand or dedicated potato scrubber gloves.

I'm a family law attorney. You don't have to wait until "next time." Petitions for Temporary Orders of Protection can be based on past events. File one now. I am licensed in Illinois (not sure where you live), so I might not know your state's specific rules, but I would be happy to help you out and look over your…

As someone who got out of an abusive relationship alive and is still dealing with the ex being abusive from a distance, I'm going to weigh in on why temporary protective orders are important, even though, no, a TPO isn't going to put a physical barrier around a victim and protect them. I'm going to weigh in on why…

There are a lot shades in this. Which part is the actual color?

It's so big because it's full of secrets.

I thought the same. He was just riffing off of her joke.

Sorry, Mark. Pretty misleading. Looks like all he did was joke back when she made a silly typo. She shut him down, for sure, but I was expecting a lot more than "It can be ;)" as a "pickup". Pretty weak.

The truth of the pictures: if you're wearing jeans without underwear, sometimes, they really rub your vagina wrong. She isn't trying to be sexy, she is in pain.

When I first saw this ad I thought these were denim legwarmers, which was VERY upsetting.

Oh my God, you sound like ten of my most annoying customers ever, all rolled into one.

The alcohol markup is exactly why I almost never get any top-shelf liquor when I'm out, least of all at a club. There's no way I'm gonna enjoy The Macallan or a nice Cognac at a club; why on Earth would I pay an exorbitant amount even more than I normally would for a bottle.

I don't feel any outrage, either; it's just a fact of how things are, and it's why I don't go out to drink.

I don't really feel any sense of outrage when it comes to alcohol markups. Yes, the physical product is heavily marked up. But the restaurant also has to pay for initial an ongoing training for wine/cocktail programs and pay to absorb liability costs. Plus, you know, all of the other costs associated with running a…

Looks like it would eat me given the chance.

Until they could afford a mule, my grandma pulled the plow. I suppose that was against her delicate nature.

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK, A MAN IS SAYING IT SO YOU CAN BELIEVE IT NOW.