Potato soup is the food of the gods. It's absolutely perfect in all ways. Imagine it: a damp, chilly fall day. A crusty sourdough bread bowl. A steaming hot serving of luscious potato soup. There is literally nothing better.

Thank you!

Ebola Bride. Thank you. I now have a Halloween costume idea.

Why does every gay guy want to sleep with the smug playboy character? He's goodlooking and all but damn! One look and every gay guy is fucking smitten. That's some James Bond shit right there. They might as well have him turning straight guys gay too. He's magic.

This whole damn show is an affront to anything remotely resembling the legal process.

You can orgasm as then go into nap-mode seamlessly. PERF.

I just want to have a job where I illustrate things like this.

I dunno, I kind of like this one...

I was cutting through Nordstrom the other day in the mall and they already had Christmas related items out. ITS NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET!

That's exactly what you're saying. Being abused is not a lifestyle. She can do all the drugs she wants to without anyone having the right to slip her something. She can fuck all the guys she wants to without anyone thinking they have the right to her body. She can party until she passes out without anyone having the…

So, because she sings songs about getting drunk and going out to clubs, she deserves to be drugged and sexually assaulted? That's just the chicken coming home to roost?

it's always the ugliest of ugly troll men that criticize women's looks.

This paragraph is disgusting. A lot of it is ridiculous, condescending, and misogynistic, but this paragraph pretty much sums it up.

This was in a textbook, you guys. Not a Chive article. A TEXTBOOK.

Just a random note on FoF. I knew the son of one of the leaders, and he was the biggest piece of shit I ever met. He knocked up my friend, refused to help pay for the abortion and instead choked her when he found out. He already had a child with a cocktail waitress that the family hid from everyone to keep the…

How the fuck Focus On The Family hasn't yet been declared a hate group is something I'll never understand. They spout more racist, sexist and outright harmful bullshit than the KKK and Al Qaeda combined! All while making millions selling crap like this under the guise of being a "non-profit." The whole organization…

The school's next sexuality workshop should be run by the student who wrote that open letter.

Ugh, can men collectively stop with the worshipping of mom's food? Yeah, I like my mother's cooking the best, too, she's kickass and I was raised on it, so of course I have a preference for it. But fucking complaining and demanding that another woman cook like your mom and basically whining about how she's better than…

I agree, with regard to social pressures and traditional gender norms. But it seems to me, in an ideal world none of us would clean house for weird, status-obsessed, keeping-up-with-the-Joneses reasons—we'd do it in order to make our homes comfortable and accessible for the people we live with. Because it's the…

Me when I left my ex husband: I can't do this anymore.