THANK YOU. Mr. Fentanyl lives in black t-shirts and black cargo pants. On the rare occasions when we go somewhere that requires more formal attire, I let him know. He can decide for himself what he wants to wear, and if he needs suggestions, he asks. I hate the manipulative "teehee, buy him a nice shirt, he won't even…

As the resident Paul Bunyan in many of my relationships, please don't do that. It's pretty condescending and infantilizing. I'm on to people who do it, and it makes me feel manipulated, and honestly, rather angry.

No, it sounds like she did think she was raped at the time, but she was ashamed and blamed herself because she had been drinking. She never says she consented, just that she was drunk and looking for attention.

I come from a very conservative Christian background. I was raised among a missionary community, which included mostly pro-lifers. My parents are conservative in their beliefs, but also encouraged me to think for myself and they were most certainly more open to discussion than the Pat Robertson-types. Statistics…

If I vote Republican, do I have to find my own Sassy Black Friend, or will one be assigned to me?

Woah, Jesus doesn't want to see your shoulders.... Whore.

I liked the pretty dresses, but my tiny girl brain couldn't handle it when they started talking about budgets and debts and taxes and money and other boy stuff like that. WHO DO I VOTE FOR?

The more I think of it, there is legit nothing more metal than the catholic church. Some chanting in a forgotten language, burning smelly things, drinking some dudes blood. The outrageous attire. Fire. Fetus necklaces. Once I gave a guy head beneath a giant, light up cross that sits atop a cliff/waterfall in my town…

Usually the only things projected on my desserts are my body image issues so this is definitely a step in the right direction.

Holy shit. This one has to win. I'm sorry for everything you went through, but am glad that you're now happily married to your husband. I wish you all the best!

Holy shit that is awful. I think you win. I am so glad you guys finally got to be together, too. Have you thought of maybe having a vow renewal? Kind of a re-do? I normally think those things are really self indulgent but you totally deserve it!

Darling - what do you have against punctuation?

I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

Because they hate themselves. I knew someone like that once, and that was the truth for her.

Drunk female guests are the only reason why people show up to frat parties. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of douchebags sitting around drinking shitty beer.

They once referred to him as our new "hobby."

My son was a pretty easy baby and honestly a pretty easy toddler. While I loved babyhood, the toddler years made me crazy. He was like a tiny little fascist saying words that made no sense. He was a total slave to his emotional whims, as all toddlers are, and I just found him to be a complete enigma. And then he…

did you switch to Craigslist? ??

Not really. You don't need to get a tattoo every time.