The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Lord, she was probably so blistered that she didn’t realize that she was peeing.

I’ll collect my tears into a birdbath margarita.

It’s the same ugly shit in modern fabric blends. Technology!

Seems like we had some of this in the 00’s. I’ve got the flare jeans and suede patchwork jacket (and suede patchwork sweater - patch body, knit arms!) to prove it.

love this boot.

Love.

I love suede in all it’s flavors. And yes I would wear this as a jacket.

I would totally wear this (and the pants)

Have a 11 yr old pair of Calvins like this with a frayed hem. Score!

I do like this top.

Love.

I would only like it if it had an LED light inside it when you tapped on it.

Maybe it’s the child’s haircut that makes her look old. I mean, seriously, bangs?

My dog licking me on the mouth?

With a burned couch there’s no place for a lady to sit. Except on his face. Which he graciously offers for this purpose. I’m guessing .

Tania Muradian (born July 6, 1992), known by her stage name Z LaLa, is an American singer and songwriter. Best known for her song “Fly Away,” Z LaLa sings in 14 different languages, including sign language. I’m kinda digging this hairdo.

Sorry for your loss. He’s sounds like an awesome dude.

Upshot security camera?

“So what we have here is, most likely, a male, white, middle class, wannabe writer, thinking he’s making a sly joke to what he assumes is a male writer.”