I totally think he has the hots for her

Ugh god. It’s like “reaching out” or “actioning” something.

I’d actually like to see it in black velvet

These look like cartoon sticker glasses :)

meh. I’m thinking it’s no more than a 6”.

More like. I get it. I had the sex. I don’t need to be watching what I just did/done/will do. Fast foward and get on with the stocy.

The only reason people buy Budweiser!

Am I the only one that thinks she’s adorable? Or is everyone just in a snarky mood because it’s hump day and no one’s gettin’ any.

Blessed Mary Motherofgod are you serious?

The eagle equivalent of “get off my lawn!”

I had a friend who was into natural and organic baby raising who told me that pacifiers were the devil and only advocated thumb sucking as a “natural” method of child comfort.

The younger sister probably didn’t have any play dates for a while then? :)

Yikes. Who are these people?

Personally for me there’s one pussy that never gets photographed and sent to anyone ever.

Technically I guess you’re cheating on the marital contract, but if both parties are in agreement then it’s ethical cheating?

“This involves telling a spouse that you are going to be unfaithful”

Wow. You’ve got a lot to learn. The quality of caregiving doesn’t correlate to your ability to sit on the floor with the children. My children’s nanny could’ve been their grandmother. She would read to them, take them on walks and take care of them when they were sick (I’m a single parent who works full time). I’d…

As a working single parent I was fortunate enough to share the child care responsibility with a wonderful nanny. Which, quite frankly, enriched their lives.

I’m pretty sure he meant to say that she was “seeing red.” But because “seeing red” is only a two word phrase and Trump-speak minimum is 4 words he translated it to “blood was coming out of her eye”

Lenny Kravitz on stage that one time :)