Apparently he was hoping you’d change your mind about the wedding :)

This isn’t a lecture. It’s thoughtful advice and I agree with it 100%.

Accidental Boner would be a great name for a band.

They make a pill for that :)

It looks like they didn’t finish unpacking this from the dry cleaners!

I have so many old Jet magazines that I could share with you! Same era. Equally as scandalous :)

Sand dunes with tall grassy things waving in the wind are good cover.

The pants need to be on, or they need to be off, amiright?

yeah I was joking with ya! I just generally refer to songs on my playlist (regardless of the device that plugs into the aux).

tape deck? hello 1984!

Exactly. Maybe the mother left the baby in the care of someone else and the someone else ditched the baby. Maybe she got in a fight with the caregiver, maybe she owed the caregiver money, maybe there was some other kid of conflict or issue that resulted in the caregiver retaliating by ditching the baby. It’s all very…

or married and the spouse just found out that you’re texting who you hope would be your piece on the side. oops.

Yeah but that’s the world of internet dating. I always have one or two back-up plans on the night of an internet date. My expectations of okc are so low that when a date actually gels I’m pleasantly surprised!

I have to agree with you here. The only guys I’ve been ghosted by are casual internet guys (I’m in the middle of a ghosting as we speak! He’s ghosting me but I’m meh about it. It’s typical in the internet dating world) . I can’t imagine being ghosted by a guy that I’ve dated or lived with.

Is he drowning in his tears?

This is why I don’t let my cat into the house.

I still don’t understand why she did this. So bizarre.

She needs to throw down with some Alabama Shakes

I’m convinced clear liquor is the elixor of life.

You need to find a gyno that’ll take this seriously. It really shouldn’t be that uncomfortable for you.