I totally love dirty dirty whore sex.

They also tell the best jokes. Some of which I’ve re-used on the ground among friends at a bar.

I totally want to be him when I grow up.

I’m not sure that I would ever find myself in a social situation laying on the floor like that wearing those clothes. What exactly is she modeling for me? What’s the scenario here? Has she received tragic news? A bad day at the office? WHAT’S HAPPENING?

Having family memebers in the business of modeling and acting I can almost bet with certainty that she doesn’t eat well, or eat very much at all for that matter. :(

And to think that the camera adds ten pounds. Lord.

It’s clear this guy has no idea how to make a decent salad.

Exactly, and lettuce goes limp so quickly.

How should my lifestyle change significantly after having kids?

Alternatively, drug the people so they sleep through the entire flight.

Like he couldn’t have gone outside and done that, like in the parking lot or wherever?

I’m a glass of champagne

waving to you from TN! :)

In all cases nowadays they have a female nurse with them always.

I agree with this 100%. It’s unbelievable how rumors can circulate.

If I were you I would do the exact same thing. Wise move. Carry on.

That is, hands down, the worst haircut ever.

I can’t think of any occasion where I found a casual observer in my shower or at my bedside :)

It has nothing to do with her

He’s totally rocking the There’s Something About Mary hair :)