I can’t believe how much money I wasted on clothing before I realized this.

Very good but made me want to hear this. Now I'm sad.

Bisexuality aside, he's been cheating on her. Hello? I don't really care if he was sleeping with my Dad. The fact that he was sleeping with anyone other than me (assuming of course that we're monogamous) would be the deal breaker.

It's not just the fact that he's bisexual that she needs to be aware of, she also need to know that her bisexual fiancee has not been monogamous (if indeed monogamy is important in their relationship). He's been having an affair while dating her. That's something she needs to know as well.

I've always heard BMW = Black Man's Wheels :)

I'd call the manager over, and in front of the manager, take back the $200 I just gave the sales guy. And then say fck you.

So glad I eloped

I feel worried for the man who that once belonged to. Single again are you?

But that law is usually applied to a teenaged couple whose parents want to punish them for having sex.

I would always fly out of PHL rather than Newark. Always. Newark better than Philly? Seriously?

I totally forgot this was April Fool's Day!

Yeah I think it might be fake because ya know she could totally reach out to us and we could all hang out together

I always swipe left on the people that I'm secretly dating IRL.

Seriously, ask any cop who he or she would prefer to deal with - a drunk or a stoner - and he/she will pick the stoner any day of the week. Hands down. Oh and you'll also be surprised how many law enforcement professionals favor legalization of marijuana.

Really? Lord. Who other than a child sleeping over at Grams, or someone in temporary housing, sleeps on a mattress on the floor. Especially in their 30's.

Right on sister!

Amen to single life and a lover or two (sometimes three). So good.

Did you call him out on presenting your presentation as his own? I totally would've done that. Lord.

A chess playing mathematician? Is he single?

Seriously, in what mirror do you look in and say, "Yeah, this looks good!"