I would've put babies way higher on the list

I'm laughing so hard I could cry and I've only read the first two on the list. Lord.

I know with some effort I can probably figure this out but could someone explain to me what an AMA is?

maybe it's porn and he's talking about his home movies

I would've said that I normally date (whatever he's not) and was really making the exception to go out with him. ugh! so difficult *tight smile*

just hit it back with a neg. "Gosh, I keep forgetting that 5 stars is good and 1 star is bad. So confusing! I really meant to give you 1 star as well. So glad we think the same of each other! Good luck on okc!"

hit a neg right back with neg! "thanks! I wasn't really in the mood to see you anyway. I was just being polite. It was nice catching up with you. All the best!"

Dirty Caesar sounds like a great name for a band

yeah it's horrible. too bad you were stuck buying a car from them.

this is why I've taken up violin lessons for my second career as a street corner musician

yeah I can see how you can read sexism into this, and of course I don't know the whole story, but if they view you as a husband/wife team and your the lead guy in the negotiations then they're going to call the team leader. I'm not trying to defend them, just present another point of view. Of course not returning…

similar experience here. I was wanting a 5-speed manual for a particular car that I was buying. Dealer didn't have it and insisted it was impossible to find. I insisted they try to find it. Heard the salesman and manager arguing in the adjacent office and heard the manager say to the salesman. "Why does she want…

It appears that the sales person was deferring to the person that handled the negotiations. When I was married I handled all the financial negotiations. Once the sales person got the knack of who was running the numbers I didn't have any issues.

Lord I've been buying cars on my own since I was a young 20 something. I've got all kinds of stories. One of my most memorable car buying experiences occurred when I was 21 and shopping for my first new car (20 years ago). I was looking at a new Toyota Celica but there was also a new Aston Martin convertible on the…

no worries. strictly liquor.

at this point I wonder why we even need pilots

a pill bottle? so he's basically telling us he has a tiny penis?

as a pilot I thank you for your vigilance. now I can sleep easier in the cockpit. traveling anywhere soon?

"illusory facade of neglect" is how I describe my house.

I can understand the concern about plus size, but I can't find anything advertised at TGT ever. If a clothing item is on sale and I go the store they've got like 500 XS and 1 XXL. forget it. I've stopped shopping at their stores (online is OK though).