red velvet? swipe right.

that's not my husband

I'd like a complete list of his hygiene tips

I thought "area" meant somebody's body other than your own. silly me.

ugh. it's not even a sexy clown.

sadder. it was a beautiful dark metallic blue color. I patted it gently and cried a silent tear. same with the date.

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Amen. same here. I went on a date with a guy who had a Porsche Cayman automatic. It was so wrong. the date and the car.

well Hershey's Cookies n Cream was ranked 2nd.

unless it results in suffocation. in which case you're back to square one.

or alternatively one medium size child or two small children, depending

that's what she said. what?

why is she covering her face with her hair? is she embarrassed to be sleeping with him? does he have bad breath? is she really the evil twin sister? (this is from a Mexican soap opera right?)

Mom?

well if she's so powerful and controls everything as these people claim then it seems like she'd make a great president. that's how I do the math.

1966 called and said they want their fridge back.

same here. 4th grade. forged mom's signature (not from checkbook though, I was - am? - a really good artist so I could forge from memory [am I lying, you decide!]). teacher almost busted me though and asked why my mom had signed her name on a strange part of the worksheet (not her customary place to sign!!!!!…

so if the video is from December why is it just surfacing now? I'm curious on who was keeping a lid on it and the timing of the release.

"She knowingly had an affair with a married guy, she's garbage and a bad person"

I'm one of those people that loves music festivals. loves. but this past year I was at a festival where for the first time it dawned on me that if there were some type of emergency and people had to be evacuated I would, literally, die. We were packed in so tight (I was in front of the stage) that people absolutely…