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LizLemons-GymBag

New York is so hot right now:

Miles Teller looks exactly like Rachel Maddow. That is all.

By that logic... can we pay assholes with a near sociopathic lack of compassion only $1/hr?

To add onto that:

Um, and she might also not be respecting the boundaries of her sexual partners by telling mutual friends details about their sex lives? Yeah, kinda not cool unless this is your best fucking friend and you have established that it's cool to spill the details on your sex life with them and that they

You know, sometimes I feel weird about this, but I really don't like hearing about other people's sex lives. Not in a judgey way, but like, I don't go into graphic detail about my life and I don't want my friends to go into graphic detail about theirs. Really, we're all grownups, we're all doing it, it's not that big

This is possibly the only illustration of a closed-eyed white blonde that could convince me to try meditation:

Myself and my mother (who is a teacher who typically gets the more "difficult" students) have both suspected for a long time that I have ADHD but every time I attempt to get treated for it, my symptoms are blamed on "having too much on my plate" or just being stressed out.

I can't orgasm.

OMG I love you. And I'm not just saying that to get you to bequeath* me your old sex toys. That's the best idea ever.

scratch the "upper" part of middle class ("lower" by the actual numbers, honestly...). Sure, I'm naive in lots of ways, but that's why I come with these [rather silly, presumably] questions. The willfully ignorant actively refuse having their misconceptions challenged, let alone refuted. I'm under-informed, but am

Halloween is my jam. I am so meh about Christmas. I just want it to be over at this point.

So, who watched this MJ video at the end of the VHS for Free Willy?

"Now You Can Have Tilda Swinton and David Bowie All Over Your Ass"

No mention for Cordelia? What! Bitch was all, "Fuck you, mama. We're murdering your ass!" and "Fuck you, cheating husband!"

She's turning bad and I like it!

I had a feeling a creepy three-way was in order this season. And, okay, I admit, I totally missed Madison. But seriously, how does one go from uncoordinated, sexually traumatized baby Frankenstein to furiously banging up against a wardrobe. I knew something was going to happen, just not THAT. I guess I was just a bit

Is viewing the orgasm as the all-important goal of sex a product of the patriarchy? Imagine a world in which the socially accepted definition of human sexuality was a product of a matriarchy? Would it be different? Would that be a world in which the goal of sex was prolonged pleasuring which sometimes lead to orgasm

I find the responses to this article both depressing and infuriating. An orgasm is not the blue ribbon of The Feminist Sex Experience (TM). Jesus fucking Christ, people. I thought we were feminists? I didn't think that this included making asinine statements about how women who don't prioritize orgasms during sex are

Sometimes I "fake it" if the act isn't going so great and I just want him to get it over with already. Of the casual hook ups I've had that fall under this category me "about to come!" Helps them right along to finishing faster. I dunno, bad or good?