"2013's hottest album release party is for Bangerz! It's got twerking, doorknob pigtails, former Disney tweens on Molly, wrecking balls made from cronuts, monkeys trained to sign the lyrics of Achy Breaky Heart, and Mini-MileyZ."

So, Julia is the name of her Inner Goddess, right?

Team Elba!

Despite one pretty blonde playing another, I feel like this was completely, ridiculously miscast. Nicole Kidman has proven that she has trouble playing other people. Anyone remember the tragedy that was Bewitched? The script was horrid, of course, but it was also downright painful watching Kidman try to turn into…

must be hard for nicole kidman to constantly play nicole kidman

This one was my favourite

"executive producer Tim Minear"

"We're in our 20's and we somehow have a ton of money, she should have known we would be dicks. OBVS!"

I can't wait until the day that Kat Dennings is on a show or in a movie I'd actually want to watch.

Moreover, why to they pick the affectionate honorific only used in sex roleplay scenarios and when you're trying to get money for a new car stereo?

If they pay for birth control now it will cost a lot less than caring for someone's unplanned pregnancy and the costs of childcare.

It's cheaper than having a baby?

Geez, don't you know anything. I've learned from reading Lindy's posts that Science has conclusively proven that obesity isn't that bad and that even if it is bad, you can't do anything about it. I mean, I see your point if they only had one anecdote. But two anecdotes! Science! Stop the fat shaming!

Oh hey! This was me! At 14, I was 5 foot flat and 140 pounds. Looking back, that's not exactly fucking gigantic, but I was a teenage girl and all of my friends were very tall and very thin and so I felt like a damn cow with them. So I decided, one day, that I was going to lose weight. And I did! I worked out for…

Okay guys, here's the thing: I've never read the books. I don't want to. I do work in a store that sells fetish wear and BDSM gear. When the books got popular, we had a huge influx of women coming to buy "50 Shades" stuff. That's cool, if a book helps people be more comfortable with their sexuality and what they want,…

I've met Jaime Kilstein. In fact, I brought him food. Which now makes me feel like an asshole because I brought him 3 large, tasty veggie burgers.

How do you know if you are an alcoholic and not just a social drinker? Well, if someone asks you, “Why do you drink?” and you respond with, “So I’m not sad” — oh no. You have a problem.

Hey now! Don't be pissing on gizzards. It ruins the taste.

I worked there and other clubs for years. I think it is problematic to try to assign one motivation to all customers. As far as how they feel about women being paid to spend time with them, some appreciate the upfront aspect of that, some just don't have the time for any social/romantic/sexual interactions, some are…

Try pilates. It uses your abs, back, and side muscles, and will strengthen those up. It might be tough to keep the right posture at first. That's ok. Just take breaks when you need to, and keep going. Your muscles will strengthen enough to support the correct posture, and you will start to feel better. I…