I'm pretty sure beards have been in vogue for millennia, and the universally clean-shaven look was a mere decade-or-two-long blip on the radar of history, actually.

I, for one, will defend the beard to the death. Every single man looks sexier with stubble. I hide my boyfriend's clippers so he can't even trim his down. Sorrynotsorry.

Wasn't Judy Garland also 16 when she was in Wizard of Oz? She's been gone since 1969.

I almost had a gang bang for my birthday last month. So the fuck what?I like to fuck, that's what. Who cares?

"I'll clean out your sewer, guv'na! All's I need is tuppence and a bucket!"

I love "Top of the Lake" so damn much. It's essentially a filibuster against rape culture in the guise of a mystery. What really captivated me about Robin (and I may have used this turn of phrase on here before) is that she's such a perfect demonstration of why "strong female characters" and deeply flawed/damaged…

THANK YOU. I WAS WAITING FOR A JEZZIE ARTICLE ABOUT THIS.

I think Pennsyltucky's gonna get her new set of teeth.

I'll try to be of more help—most of current my straight male friends (and especially my future brothers-in-law) are of like mind, but as I make more, I'll try to do what I can for common decency.

One thing's always confused me: the "you think you're hotter than you are," or, "you think you're all that," response…

Production of urine & feces is a necessary bodily function as well, but I choose to do them in private. I will avoid farting in front of anybody if possible. I've also mastered the art of silent farting.

We've had an unspoken pact for over 6 years and I'm happy with that. We burp around each other all the time, I've seen him puke into a bag, he's been up close and personal with my period stuffs. but no farts. Well, no soundy farts. We can just do it quietly so it's not a thing.

Any time a person comes closer to being at peace with who they are, it's a win.

Hand to God, I have never farted in front of my husband of 10 years. I don't care who believes me, and it's made for some uncomfortable evenings. He has seen 2 daughters being born, and many flus/colds, so not at my best, but I think making him smell my colon air is too much. There I said it.

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Damn it, Bravo! I was really looking forward to watching her in Orange Is the New Leopard.

Well bully for you sir. Too bad your personality sucks.

Yep. That song is one of those that's so heartfelt and earnest that it breaks through the corniness.

Jezzies, I'd like your definitions of what a "feminist role model" is to you; not necessarily who, but what.

As an atheist (ergo, baby eater), I approve this message.