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teaching my little brother how not to be a dick to ladies has been the majority of my big sister duties. also quite frustrating, because as much as i love my brother, dude's sort of a dick sometimes.

Oh hm, interesting (about the sorority ninjas). I hadn't heard this term when I was back in college at a huge Greek school, but I was only really tangentially involved.

The Muslim prayers are based on the sun, so they do vary slightly by day but usually just by a minute or two. Another thing to mention is there is a time frame in which the prayer can be done, which is up until the next prayer time. So while it's better to perform the prayer at the outset of the window, it's

Nice dodge of the question.

Even though I have more in common with an oyster than I do with a CEO, I'm glad he's aired the universal dirty secret of work vs. family balance: it sucks for all people involved, but women's choices are given far greater scrutiny.

Now, this just makes me question rather or not men can be CEOs at all. Clearly their natural nurturing instincts get in the way of professional achievement.

He, however, *was* from TN, so it's not outside the realm of imagination that he was involved in a similar scenario there.

What I've learned from this is that Marcus is a bird from Guam who never learned how to tie a bow tie. He pretty much orchestrated his own demise.

This is a refreshing change of pace from Dwyane Wade's "WH3R3 4R3 MY KN335" shirt.

To each her own, but the fact that people go out of their way not to fart in front of their significant other or might talk to them about their rampant farting is very strange to me.

/side eyes/

PBI, but I was much like you describe your son to be when I was a child and I'd like to address something tangentially related. You may be aware of this already, but it's very important for intellectually gifted students to understand the value of effort and to be challenged. Otherwise, the first time he fails

I have conservative family, dated a conservative american lady...Ogre don't play that anymore. I did find out that I can care about people that don't share my views, but...well...in the end it isn't going to work out. Love me, love people. All the people.

So I've made some mouths froth, too.

My conservative friends on Facebook are essentially frothing at the mouth because I'm celebrating all the protests against the ruling. Thank you Massachusetts, thank you Missouri, and thank you Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, for giving me my daily dose of entertainment, and standing up for women's rights! Peace be to

Is anyone here a clinic escort? I'm beginning to think about it but would love to hear about it from people who volunteer/work as clinic escorts already.

This is going to be the best running joke ever. So many lives to ruin.

What a precious rosebud he is.

fuck you dude !

See, that's what homosexuality does. It distracts people from the real, offensive threat. Nobody's complaining about the giant dick on the TV screen, walking up on the stage and calling 256 names.