Maybe Alabama wanted him to wait a semester because they are looking out for his academic interests. Maybe they want him to study hard so that's he's more prepared to enter college. I applaud Nick Saban for putting the needs of the player over the needs of the program.

I actually like her for connecting gossip to real actual cultural trends. Yes, it's just gossip but really it IS a reflection on who and what and which the current culture finds important. I appreciate that she points it out. There is a reason why closeted celebrities are news; why young women are always portrayed as…

It always struck me as odd that a woman who seems like one of the nicest people in the world can be married to someone who is a complete asshole. But they made it work for 6 years, which is pretty impressive.

Okay, thanks. I understand about the lost identities ("X" in place of a surname comes to mind).

It's easy to pinpoint the play that Manning hurt his thigh if you have access to the film against the Chargers. He rolled to his right early in the game - maybe 2nd quarter - and threw back toward the other side of the field, and then came up a bit gimpy. He was also "playing with the flu" that game, and I think the…

"They possessed such a youthful purity, keeping their cottage stocked with children's amusements as swings, seesaws, spring-mounted saddles, and a vast array of intricately carved armless wooden dolls."

Meanwhile, Blandino also added that Albert Haynesworth running onto the field would be an automatic penalty, as nothing about Albert Haynesworth running could ever be, quote, "sportsmanlike, ever, in any part of the known history, present, or future of this and most other parallel universes I could possibly imagine."

Threats to have gay people and/or trans people and/or other members of the great unwashed show up at the funeral, presumably. That would indeed be terrible, as we all know that Jesus only spent time hanging out with people who were already perfect and without sin.

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I was minding my own business, not hurting anyone, and then this lady comes along and makes me feel like a bum. Jerk.

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! That picture, that ass...

I physically cannot watch that video. I might die.

Ahahaha the speed-it-up leg move is real! In college (I don't remember this but have it from several sources) I was apparently big on the lean-hand-on-a-wall-over-shoulder move. So, like, I'd be talking to a guy I was into, and when he was against a wall, I would put my hand on the wall over his should to lean on,…

Bride met Groom at a conference he organized, where she was seriously fucking up her career in a number of ways. She followed him around, hoping to get him alone to remedy the professional errors. He misread that as romantic interest and invited her to visit his city while she was in the area. She proceeded to get…

Dress skinny? Face it, fellow commuters: you're lucky if I dress clean.

Well, the first bit is right, at least.

Maybe she said "Douches with Mountain Dew" and to be fair, who would want to have sex with such a fella?

I was sad to not see Robot Hugs on here.