"Jen is beside herself over the news," a source close to the "Friends" star recently revealed. "For a long time, she was jealous that Angelina has the family she had always dreamed of having with Brad. She had recently come to terms with that, but we're all worried Angie becoming an honorary dame - something Jen knows…

as long as Hawaiian Jesus Momoa will be in speedos all movie long, I will watch the heck out of it. ......

Resting bitch face is real.

She was induced early. It's actually a little Hollywood secret to induce a month before your date because that's when the major stretch marks appear. That's exactly what happened to me. I didn't have a single one until I was about 35 weeks then BLAM!

Opened. You didn't miss anything. Poorly lip-synched performance by her and Pitbull. Not their fault though. #BrazilFail

WELL DAMN, SEXY.

I literally spent the entire time reading this rage-twitching. Even before I knew anything about trans issues, I still knew better than this horseshit. None of these are defensible mistakes. NONE OF THEM.

Yeah, I find that sex can be (for me, anyway) a little like sugar: If I stop for a while, I kind of forget about it. I'm with a partner that I'm super into right now, we have sex at least once per day, six days a week and I'm masturbating more than fucking ever, because he turns me on and I think about him all the…

Oh goodness. Yeah, none of that makes any sense to me at all. Nights out with friends (and only with friends) are so important, imo. Personally, I never drag my husband out with my friends, and I never insist he take me with him when he goes out with his. We spend 90% of our evenings together, and it's good to have…

I completely get that not everyone's very sexual, that a lot of people prefer partner sex, and that some people are busy/depressed/ill/consumed by parenting infants, but even bearing that in mind this seems ridiculously low. Apparently only 1.5% of women in my age group masturbate as often as I do? I mean...really? My…

You speak the truth! I have to be exhausted (or drunk) to fall asleep without a little strumming on my own banjo first. Sounds like a lot more women need to invest in a Lelo.

I masturbate more when I'm in a relationship.

I'd like to think the numbers for women is totally inaccurate, but I've had women look at me like I'm crazy when I say I do it almost every day (sometimes more than once!) — legitimate, open-mouthed shock.

I'm honestly kind of sad >4 times a week was the highest one.

It sort of varies, depending on my hormone levels, level of activity, whether or not there's a hot boy I'm crushing on...

How do you talk to a teenager (and/or the person who is helping her discuss her sexuality) about what's appropriate and not appropriate?

Right? Even at almost 30, the overwhelming majority is outer business.

With all the shame that surrounds female sexuality, and the ridiculous double standard when it comes to how society talks about male vs. female masturbation, I give the aunt major props for this one.

Did we not all have electric toothbrushes named Gerard?

I totally agree, but to be fair, there's also the other side: the princess wedding, finding your soul mate, rom-com "ideal" that our culture plies on females.

Also, equally bad for both genders, is the notion of young love and that you should find your sweetheart in high school or at least college. Otherwise, you…