This guy again!? http://hellnohugo.tumblr.com

Meh. I may be an old married person, but I'd say: just fart. Like, you don't have to try to fart on him, but if you do, what's the big deal? He probably won't curl up and die. I am aware that there are men out there who get upset by the idea of ladies farting. My brother in law is one of these. He thinks my sister in…

If you have a 16-day-old baby, I pretty much give you license to do whatever you need to do. You pushed a tiny, helpless human out of your vagina less than a month ago; that's like wizardry.

When my littlest guy was 16 days old the combination of no sleep and general newborn craziness, had someone asked me to cover up my response would have had WAY more expletives - "Bitch what?! Someone hold my baby!"

If he's not shouting, "Make way for foot cycle!" I'm not interested.

You have excellent taste.

(I misunderstood)

I saw this last night, and it was just really odd to see a pinup that looks like me.

I still do not understand the fascination with Shark Week. I get the Sharknado thing, because that movie awesomely terrible. Like so, so bad.

Piper! She's adorable, congrats :)

I want to rub his ears all night. What a sweet sleepy face.

I hope he's not microchipped because I'm gonna come right over and steal that little nugget.

Wilhemina Penelope von Doggington, of the Tarheel Doggingtons.

God, Christopher Hitchens is right—women aren't funny. We could never make a comedy like this.

That's what I expect to happen.

I was just going to recommend the same mascara! It's the fuckin' tits. I've used every brand of mascara imaginable, and "They're Real" has become my hands-down go to mascara. It's really easy to go super dramatic or natural.

Me too. I'm in my 30's and just in the past year I've started to regularly pain my nails.

WHAT!! Now I need to CTFD!

Okay. I'm going to do it. I can't report back immediately - I'm still like 2hrs from Italian Iced Lambic (TM), but, I do agree the public needs an answer.

I would like to add to this discussion simply to brag that I am a lady and I played t-ball on an all girls team, and my final year I hit a home run every time I stepped up to plate. My team took the trophy that year. NBD or anything. (This was in Canada, because here we let girls play t-ball and have abortions and…