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I came out as "not a slut at all...impressive", yet in my life I have been slut-shamed. Huh. It's almost as if slut-shaming is a tool of the patriarchy to police women's bodies and sexuality and reinforce rape culture.

*La Nouvelle Madame Asshole L'Idiote de Fausses News. :)

It is crazy how negative the perceptions of stay at home dads are in my rural red state. Last Thanksgiving, my SAHM sister was telling everyone about a mom's group she started where the moms alternate supervising play-dates to give each other a break. Everyone was very positive about this until my sister added that

Fathers and mothers deserve quality attachment time with their new babies. How do people not realize that if you don't give men the same opportunities/have the same expectations to be good caregivers then men probably will not become good caregivers!?

If you're planning to eat his soul, I do hope you've prepared some side dishes. I'd hate for you to go hungry.

Y'know, it kinda bugs me that the response to the insane image of women in the media (and resulting body issues of half the female population) is to say, "Don't worry girls, you're beautiful too! No matter what you look like!" Plus-size models are good, but pushing for "fuller" beauty standards are still pushing

HOLY SHIT. Brangelina can get married. ::passes out::

Thank you!

God bless all you commenters saying that you're in your mid-twenties and squarely in the middle of a "what the fuck am I doing with my life?!?" kind of breakdown. I literally just walked out on my shitty, abusive, beyond-toxic-situation office job. I have some money set aside for bills for a few months but I don't

Oh, the horror! I hate, hate, hate it when people shake my hand "woman style."

If they were in a frat, we'd have a bingo.

We had a guy in ny unit who got disciplined for surreptitiously taking pictures of female soldiers during various incidents. He was also stunningly, proudly racist. His whole life philosophy? "Black women don't get raped. They're tt ugly."

I believe this would fall under the little-known field of maritime law.

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We don't need another Springtime for Hitler. Come on!

Also, that dude was punching and choking people. That's totes the same as wearing opaque tights to the airport. Lulz.

You know I've had a thing for chest hair since I was 10 and fell in love with Ares from Xena. Always the rebel, while my friends were pining away for the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync I was thinking about Kevin Smith and his rippling muscles. Is that weird? Maybe that's weird.

That shirt has been going around my Facebook too and it really annoys me. That and the whatever you do to her, I'll do to you line

The only way vodka shots are even remotely drinkable is if they are ice cold! I used to work for a Russian guy and at every holiday party he would serve the most amazing chilled vodka shots to everyone that wanted one. I may or may not have been talked into three...

First, UGH FOREVER.