We should do that, for kids who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too.

Since it's father's day, can we show a little love to "My Two Dads"? Just saying, throw it out there if you loved this show as much as I did.

Apropos of absolutely nothing, that is one handsome hockey player! A+ Blue Steel, my friend.

"Your hand feels like a pillow that's been in the microwave."

My mother still wonders why I work instead of staying home with the kids. Well, the kids are in school. I hate housework. I do enough cooking now. And I don't want to depend on my husband for financial security. Especially after seeing how well that plan worked out for you, Mom. Oh, I have a law degree ( not…

I hope he gets cast in the next movie as a model agency mogul who's merged with Maury Ballstein's agency. Balls & Cumming — an instant hit.

BWAHAHAHA

I grew up in the south too, so you can stop using it as an excuse. What your describing isn't gentlemanly, it's cowardly. It's also the same mentality that gives a female employee a lower starting salary than a man.

Because eight 2.5 hour long movies aren't enough for me, I always thought I'd like to see the books turned into a miniseries that gets every last goshdarn detail in there. And that sticks exactly to the books. But I've always loved the books and felt meh about the movies, so.

I wish someone would make a series - like, I WANT TO SEE HARRY JUST WALKING AROUND SCHOOL, MOPING. Not just the omg important movie moments, but the whole story - it would be beautiful.

Additionally, it's about power. To make people laugh is to have a sort of power over them, however fleeting and good-natured. The audience—whether it's one other person sitting across the dinner table, or a club full of people—is vulnerable in that moment when they're laughing uncontrollably. Our society does not want…

Fuck this shit. I've had quite enough of teacher bashing.

Dowager Countess: One forgets about parenthood. The on-and-on-ness of it.
Isobel Crawley: Were you a very involved mother with Robert and Rosamund?
DC: Does it surprise you?
IC: A bit. I'd imagined them surrounded by nannies and governesses, being starched and ironed to spend an hour with you after tea.
DC: Yes, but…

When I was 16 years old, I was already in college but still lived with my parents. For Halloween I dressed up as a fairy, in a costume that went to my knees and showed not a hint of cleavage (not that I had any). I went, with a friend, to the dorms to hang out with a few male friends. Some of their parents were there.…

Meh, for me it's more like, "buying a new lipstick because it's CLEARLY a different color than the other 55 I have lying in my drawer already."

I swear, reading that line when I was 8 or whatever changed me. Literally the best piece of advice I have ever gotten, apart from "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." DAMN SIRIUS BLACK U SO WISE :-(

Oh my goodness gracious, that statement - "many women are brainwashed into thinking that it's easier not to carry responsibility for the decisions of your life" - is so the COTD if not the century. Coming from an evangelical Christian background I can say that this sums up our entire teachings to women in one…

I hear Marks & Spencers. It's part of Mugatu's popular diffusion line; the 'Derelict' capsule collection, its inspired by the vagrants and crack whores that make this city...well...so special.