Thank you, adding that to my personal collection of GIFs.

This is awesome.

Eccleston was my intro to the Doctor. I started watching on Netflix. He is ridiculously attractive.

Lainey has been my sanity for years. My personal treat for myself in a few years is going to be attending a Smut Soiree. I am dying to go!

I'm 32, and while my job is stressful some days, I'm getting better at managing the stress. My doctor told me my willingness to turn away when I feel a panic attack coming on, and to focus on Jezebel and LaineyGossip for 20 minutes while I CTFD, is itself a coping mechanism, so maybe the secret to happiness is more…

I know right?

This is timely. MrBuckeye took a nut shot from ToddlerTarheelBuckeye in a parking lot today. It was an accident as he was taking him out of his car seat, but that didn't seem to help the pain as he crouched in a blazing hot asphalt hell and murmured unintelligible expletives.

good thoughts your way!

They just got married today. Because I am enjoying feeling vindicated, I intend to take Friend 1 for a drink next time I'm in town. It will be interesting to watch her squirm. Plus, I'm dying to know how it went down.

I know they were. It was easily the weirdest shit ever- I have always had a rep for being brutally willing to face conflict, and I was just there to do some drinking and chill. BF was out of town, I was in a hoodie and no makeup. To this day I can't figure out why they thought it was a good idea, and why on earth they…

Oh yes, I got the better end of the deal by far.

My best friend of 9 years and I got some SuPer juicy gossip today, and giggled like we were 22 again. It's about one of those "Shoot the Messenger" situations when someone tells you your BF is a douche and you blame them for creating drama. I will share it here. It's long, but worth the read.

What should my name be? I was adopted from a rescue who had saved me from a potential life as a breeder. My new mommy and daddy narrowed it to PiperTarheel or PennyTarheel. I don't care as long as Daddy doesn't move his leg.

I love it. If I can buy it and have it on my doorstep in 2 days, I'm there. Prime is the devil.

Since it's actually amok or amuk, I assume you're being ..... Funny? Ironic? help me out here-what were you going for?

So, ToddlerTarheelBuckeye and DivaTarheel (our half Siamese house queen) are not buddies. TTB wanted to pet DT, DT bit his leg, and shenanigans ensued. After he calmed down and I checked him to ensure she didn't break the skin, he turned to me in his sweeeeeeet baby voice and said, "Mommy, Kitty bites." "I know,…

So this dovetails somewhat with a fascinating conversation I had tonight with my mother in law and SIL. It was on race relations in the South, and what a fascinating experience it is to look like one thing (well off lily-white conservatives) and be another (well off hyper-aggressive liberals). My in-laws are from OH…

Benefits "they're real." Takes a few days to get used to it but DAMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!

That sucks! MrBuckeye handles daycare, and ToddlerTarheelBuckeye is starting a new daycare that's right on his way to work. I have to be honest, over the last few years the stars have truly aligned in favor of my night owl tendencies. It's like the universe said, "You are officially such a bitch when you have to get…

Easily the greatest thing about the job I love so much is the flexibility. My husband is a banker and it pisses him off to no end when he is leaving for work and I'm just rolling over, eyeballing my work phone for catastrophes, and puttering around. As a night owl, this is probably right at the top of my must-haves.