Thank you! I just dropped a chunk on dotting tools- I had no idea such a thug existed!

For a wearable version in the same shade, try butter London lippy in LA Moss. Sheer coverage, great shade.

One of my husband's best friends just recently came out. Manly dude, no fashion sense, into cars, etc. He is the exact same dude, just with a hot and equally fashion challenged 10 year boyfriend. Waitresses get very confused when it's time to break out the check. We have made gay men "exotic" when they are just…

My recent gut hire is well into her 60s, retired, gaps in her resume, and suddenly found herself with custody of 3 grand babies. You're probably not too old.

I'm taking your question seriously, but if you weren't serious, just ignore.

I will say someone did leave a playboy in the women's once. At least there was HR!

Nooooo, that would be the worst. I'm so sorry.

Hahaha, isn't it wonderful? Every time I look at my 401k or get a hospital bill that's 5% of the total cost I'm like, " yep. Worth budgets in July and crazy corporate bullshit." Helps that I love my job, but still. Worth. It.

Every time I consider leaving my cushy corporate America job for something with more flexibility and creativity but payment is less....stable one of these pops up. Like, literally yesterday I met with a very small firm that is looking to get into what I do, and they are looking for someone to help develop the idea and…

Not at all, but being married to a man who wants that level of limitation on legal sex acts would be depressing. No one is suggesting every man or woman must go down- but when you're married for a while, isn't it good to have options?

ToddlerTarheelBuckeye is in TN with MamaTarheel. I have 3 knitting projects started this week. Damn the Industrial Revolution.

Wow, who the fuck keeps electing these idiots? Oh right, we do. Just like we accept and watch the fucking Bachelor/Bachelorette because that's what someone decided women would appreciate, we accept and support assholes like Rick Perry and Ken Cuccinelli as our elected officials. Until we, as women, demand better and…

Only because I did not see any of them after we discovered the marks that evening. Pretty sure I know which one did it, since the marks appeared to be from acrylic nails-she needs to stay far away from me and mine.

ToddlerTarheelBuckeye came home from daycare last week with adult nail marks-four fingers and a thumb-dug into his wrist. They finally faded yesterday. Calming the fuck down has taken a week, police reports, CPS meetings, regional manager meetings, and a fuckton of missed work between MrBuckeye and me. However,…

ToddlerTarheelBuckeye on the last cold day of the year. He's not really a baby any more, but any reason to post photos of my favorite ginger! He was a cute baby, but had a monks fringe of bright red hair- hilarious!

There is nothing I can say to your experience, but that this was a brief walk in someone else's shoes, and I appreciate that you shared it.

That's special. I work in a male dominated industry and the privilege is just sooooo disgusting. No, you cannot use the women's bathroom to do #2 because its cleaner. No, you may not store your Playboy under our sink for me to find while looking for tissue. My fav was that when I complained, the initial response was…

Not with the teacher. I can guarantee at the minimum she would walk out shaking. she might not walk out at all. From what I can tell, it's the regional manager and its at a different location. They offered to put Brock there for free while we sort out our child care, but that's not going to happen.

You need to give your friends a quick heads up-if you're not an over the top person, then no need to get dramatic but tell them what's up. I'm an email or text person for literally everything but the most important of important conversations, but do what feels comfortable. I would avoid the social media public forum…

Oooooh, have I been there...