So, its been one of our toughest weeks as a family. ToddlerTarheelBuckeye went to daycare on Tuesday with only a bug bite on his arm. I know this because MrBuckeye sunscreened him on his way into daycare. He came home with five adult fingernail marks dug into his wrist and forearm. They appeared to be from either…

Ugh, asshole.

I recognize this is a late comment but I just love your points so much and they align precisely with my personal soapbox, on which I promptly jump whenever I am faced with a pro-life fuckwit screaming about "teh babiez!"

Really? I feel really lucky right now. We paid $300 for ToddlerTarheelBuckeye's arrival. Every time I consider leaving a giant corporation that, in Jack Donaghy's words, makes nothing, I will remember this.

Ooh me too! *high fives all around*

MrBuckeye's comment whenever home is the subject : Ohio. It's a great place to be...from. Grammatically correct? No, but funny as fucking a floatie.

When ToddlerTarheelBuckeye was born, I took the initial 12 weeks. I had been offered a promotion at 9 months pregnant (great company, did not GAF about waiting for the candidate of their choice), so we moved to my new area after my 12 weeks off. Instead of immediately taking the job offer he received, MrBuckeye took…

Both my husband and I come from hyperconservative middle America families. I gently tell both families off everytime they say something racist, misognystic, homophobic, slut-shaming, body-shaming, or supportive of the patriarchy or rape culture.

When Tom Ford left, it was downhill for Gucci. I have a few accessories from back in the day that I still carry because they look timeless, but I haven't bought any Gucci in years. Of course, I also got married and had ToddlerTarheelBuckeye, which seriously cut into my frivolous spending bucket.

GMA just did a whole review. Apparently there's a fan you slide under your sheet. MrBuckeye is getting that as part of his birthday next month. The man runs fans everywhere and puts a pillow over his head.

What is Cookie Butter? I have a Trader Joes nearby and 4 teenage girls staying with me. This sounds like a reason to visit.

I'm with you. I feel like I need to make an effort. Fuck, my handle has been PTF for 14 years. I can't give up because I'm not as thin...

You get all the kudos I have left for today.

Ah, but the door is open to make the move. Of course, my state reelected Mark Sanford, so it's going to be an uphill battle.

Cows are not stupid at all. Chickens aren't bright, but sheep are the absolute dumbest animals walking the planet. Sheeple is not altogether a wrong idea.

Look for ways to do your job on a bigger scale. I figured out I love leading, but for a while I felt like you. I negotiated access rights for a large telecommunications company, and I loved it, but it was getting stale. So, I researched and found a couple of possible trajectories: national accounts, with bigger deals…

Fuck that shit. Say what you mean, dick. "We don't want to give you a better title because someone might recognize you're the one getting shit done."

What's wrong with the occasional exclamation point?

My husband is from Youngstown. I was raised in the cradle of the Bible Belt. Our wedding was a fascinating culture clash. His side gave envelopes of checks. It was awesome, but I had no idea it was coming.

ha, great minds. I thought frat and football team were too close for the joke structure, but maybe not.