Don’t propose to someone who you’re not going to marry is a good idea too.

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

I went out l0oking for Dittos a while ago. I looked everywhere. I poked and prodded every menu in the app. I caught every Pokemon. I travelled the entire world, to no avail.

I just want to say that I think you’re really cool for pointing out how other people are losers for getting into their hobbies.

“Do you know how far away I was from being my high school valedictorian? My high school valedictorian went to Yale and is currently in medical school. I’m sitting in my bedroom eating Doritos and writing about mail I get. That’s how far.”

com eat me bro?

The game won’t stop reading my ball throws as curveballs. This is really bothering me.

Powering up before or after evolution may result in +/- a few CP, but it is practically identical. But the best idea (which I did not see in this article), is to wait until you have enough candies to fully evolve a pokemon (125 candies for triple evolves). By the time you gather that many candies, you will most likely…

So, basically, you don’t know how YouTube works.

2016 is the Florida of years.

Pokémon is truly for everyone.

What a horrible person. I hope that the woman whose picture was taken is doing okay. :( Such a foul fucking human, man.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

if you were born in the PR go for it. But get out of this country if you love it so much.

#TeamValor

Team Valor is the only choice for a real american!