World record holder in the javelin catch.

I was playing this shit before your 10 year old was alive, so frankly Pat, I don’t give a damn.

Why can’t people young or old enjoy a game?

The thumbnail for Feedly is still the one that looks like a hoo-ha. Hoped I wasn't the only one that saw that, glad to see I wasn't.

oh....that’s....that’s a wallet

Call a doctor, your sense of humor is broken.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

I guess you’re quite young tout think like that. Rockstar owed you a great game and they delivered. Now they don’t have to do anything else.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

Seriously, this should be taught in journalism schools. Perfectly edited and exactly the right way to deal with manipulative interviewees.

Was just coming here to say the same thing - I’m a keeper myself, and normally the first to defend them. But, that was a horrendous initial pass.

Alaba probably should have recognized where his keeper was in that scenario, and as others have said already you should never play a back pass towards your own goal if you can help it.

That moment when you are getting kicked in the balls, but your brain hasn’t figured it out yet.

Adams: I’m going to just relax my body because there’s no fucking way Draymond is going to kick me in the nuts agai...💀🎶hello darkness, my old friend....🎶

Hands up, don’t boot.

THIS. I’ve encountered 1,000,000 times more people bitching endlessly about “BERNIEBROS!!!!!!” than actual “Bernie Bros”. Probably because HRC supporters take everything personally and any critique of HRC as a sexist attack or GOP smear and call every Bernie supporter a privileged Bro, even if they’re a gay, black,…

No, it is whining. But there are 10 whinny Hillary supporters for every whinny Bernie supporter. This is according to my ultra scientific poll of my Facebook feed. Ironclad blue ribbon methodology. Don’t even try to question it.

I still have absolutely no idea what a “Bernie Bro” is, or if they even exist.

I love it when people claim a blog feed on a social network is interchangeable with there “life.”

To be fair, it’s probably hard to talk yourself into giving up when you’re still regularly winning states.