Mountain Douche.

Oh, I can top that. The guy who tried to talk me out of my virginity told me I couldn't get pregnant because he was sterile. I asked him if it was genetic and he said yes. He didn't understand why I started laughing hysterically.

A friend of my 16 year old daughters told me she wasn't worried about getting pregnant because her boyfriend explained that if she jumped on a trampoline after sex - she simply couldn't.

Absolutely true! And there are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese!

There is one Planned Parenthood in my state. One. So unless women are able to drive 400 miles to PP, they must go to a private doctor.

HOLD UP. We could all just buy it ourselves because it's so easy and simple to access and afford for every single woman on earth? WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT, LADIES?!

Everyone? Are you sure about that? Because I'm fairly sure that there are millions and millions of women worldwide who do not.
But let's say, for the sake of argument, that every single woman in the United States has access to contraception and family planning, provided that they're able to pay for it. What about the…

tough to narrow down. The one I find the most jarring is that "if you don't want to lose your virginity you should just have anal sex because it doesn't count and it has no risks like pregnancy or STDS." Because...what?

that is an astonishingly ignorant statement.

Maybe she said "Douches with Mountain Dew" and to be fair, who would want to have sex with such a fella?

When I remember how stupid and ignorant I was as a teenager, it amazes me that there are teenagers that are even stupider and more ignorant, especially since they now have the internet, and thus absolutely no excuse to believe shit like that.

Oddly, I was also told that Mountain Dew worked in lieu of toothpaste.

Is to "whitesplain" a verb yet? If not, it should be. Because the NYT totally whitesplained this shit.

Under Kira's supervision, according to the source, pledges in the incoming class were called names, berated for their perceived physical flaws and imperfections, and made to perform physical tasks to the point of bruising and exhaustion.

A recent graduate who attended Hofstra at the same time as Kazantsev told Jezebel that the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to…

So you cannot be married and/or pregnant (currently or in the past), but you can most definitely have been expelled from an organization for presumably harming others? Logic and reason is aplenty at Miss America!

Because this post shouldn't run without this virtuoso bit from last night's LWT:

That really bums me out, I really liked him. Although he did have a strange glint in his eye about killing people during Ken Burn's documentary on WWII. Very different than the others who were interviewed.

EXCUSE ME, I AM WEARING DIOR.

Why do you do this to me, so close to my lunch time and with no monies for sushi.

:C :C :C :C :C :C