Awful. This was the real ring of fire experience for me. If we have another one, I'm totally getting that squatty potty.

Arghhh that makes me cringe just imagining it. Especially if it is one of those poorly done wax figures or it is wearing a famous outfit (like J-Lo in that green Versace dress... we all know you weren't at the 2000 Grammy's holding your iPhone 5 while standing next to Jennifer Lopez, dude)

Thanks. I'm sorry if you're getting piled on, Jezebel is bad for that :S dismiss dismiss!

I know a "producer" who actually did this and has the photo on his IMDB page, captioned "Producer and [Star's Name]" as though it is real.

Haha I did find that post-partum bleeding for me at least, wasn't as bad as I expected. I've had ovarian cysts so I'm used to monster blood clots. I remember reading horror stories of women in Depends that would just fill with blood and I was expectiing something out of The Shining. I had asked my nurse at the end of…

Both of my epidurals failed. I was ready to kill the entire anesthesiology department. I actually yelled at one point, "Do any of those fuckers know what they're doing?" And I'm not the east bit sorry for it.

If it makes you feel any better, I had a totally normal labor and delivery. I was in labor less than 12 hours from the very first labor pain to her birth, and it honestly didn't even seem that long. Yes, there was pain. No, I did not have an epidural. Yes, I tore (better for you than having an episiotomy). Yes, my…

Haha, Vomitcize: The best route to C-section ready abs ;)

Man, my path to parenthood was a bunch of fucking awful bullshit. But finally getting there? Amazing. Just nothing short of pure, heart squeezy, drunken love goodness. My kid is spectacular.

Anytime I hear the words "anesthesia stopped working" I feel like throwing up. You win.

So, some of you may have little bits of this already.

If you decide you want to do it, it's totally worth it. I had to have a c-section,which was literally my worst nightmare. And it didn't even matter afterwards, because I was so excited about meeting my baby son. Seriously, don't let people scare you - if it's something you want, it'll be ok. Everyone's story is…

I don't know if this is a horror story, but it's definitely the most embarrassing part.

So first: I don't think labor was a nightmare. I had a natural birth at a freestanding birth center. I did hypnosis. I had a doula who did all kinds of weird shit to get me through. I got to labor in a jacuzzi. It worked for me and…

To pretend that childbirth doesn't hurt is condescending and dishonest. So I have done what I could here on this thread. I have given my whole truth: Childbirth is worth it.

There's an irony in that her photoshop is brilliant but the actual website design sucks balls.

If you do, in fact, want kids, you should pay no damn attention to these stories. Don't read them. Use your own intuition and advice from people you trust to make this decision. These stories are not well intentioned. It's a bizarre form of showing off.

LOL Gwyneth. Silly, you know GOOP don't poop.

I don't even know where to start with all the things wrong with this. Seriously, worst thing I've seen on the internet in at least the last 3 days.

I think it would be really funny to do this, and have it be really bad photoshopping. Or hang up a bunch of pictures that clearly use the same picture of you, haha.

The pictures are fantastic! Mayor props to her. Hell, I would still display them, only to brag about the photoshoping skills...because, I mean, some are better at it than others: