Heh. Say what you want about Brad and Angelina, but they know how to play this press game. Giving exclusives to People and Hello! has made the rest of the bunch look SO STUPID. Not that the likes of InTouch and Life & Style needed much help, but it is sort of fun to see clear evidence that they blatantly make shit…

Or maybe she is just 300 months pregnant?

I would. I would stuff a small pillow into my spanx for the first 5 minutes of a red carpet, have a bunch of assistants surround me, pull it out, and continue on like nothing happened.

What follows is essentially an interview with a lawyer who specializes in family law but who has not worked with Britney Spears, explaining how conservatorships work. It is not interesting.

For me it was the McD's fries and hot apple pie.

Samsies. Only I dipped my fries IN the shake.

"Taylor Swift would like to be on Girls but Lena Dunham allegedly thinks she is bad at acting..."

Leading me to believe that Lena has never seen her show. Neither, she, Williams or Mamet can act.

Jen Aniston DOES look pregnant...in that single, solitary shot. Any others show that clearly she isn't. At this point I think she picks clothes just for this purpose, lol.

No one should be judged by the grossness of their pregnancy cravings.

Jesus said, "love thy neighbor" but what if you are a man, and so is your neighbor?? Maybe Jesus was advocating for gay rights all along?

(the dwarf skeleton futilely clutching that book in the Mines of Moria in which his own doom is transcribed)

Man, the only thing that would surprise me to hear about Rhianna's private life is that she's actually celibate and straight-edge.

Uh, Kim's private sex life ship has sailed. Ten years ago.

It is awesome what she's doing. I really hope she posts a follow up video or paper because I would love to know how the project turns out. I'm curious how many people will help her, how people react to her explanation. But, am I wrong to want to know the final outcome? Like it's her prerogative whether or not to…

Good thing no one asked you.

My mom used to see me playing GTA 3 back in the day and ask, "Why did you just blow through that intersection? Aren't you going the wrong way? That was a red light!"

Funnily enough, when I initially heard about this, I pretty much went OH NO, NOT MOIRA!!

I felt terrible killing people in Fallout/Vegas. In the first big fight, I accidentally shot the old man. I had to restart the game. Even when I tried it again on a primarily "evil" path, I still felt bad. Those two games always drew me in (even Oblivion/Skyrim, to a lesser extent).

While I have no qualms with anyone repeatedly trying to kill that little bastard MacCready (which unfortunately you cannot do since he's a child), I will defend Moira Brown with my life.

It's the only commercial with old Volvos in maybe a decade and a half, and they literally say at the end that they don't want to look back at their heritage. Class act.