The picture was accurate but the story originally wasn't. Condescension is VERY rarely a useful tool, especially to a pop-blog feature writer

You made a mistake? You made a comment. And were promptly cursed at, which is the trashiest and laziest response possible. And you're not 'complaining over and over'; different people keep saying rude stuff to you and you are responding to that.

That was my thinking too. By the end he probably saw a story he could tip and egged the idiot on. But as a dudebroman, I'm sure there was some genuine amazement on David's part too. Having some random dude throw this in your FB chat has to be pretty surreal, especially since it's completely fucked and illegal.

"You're a scumbag parasitic asshole pervert sex criminal who should eat a fucking gun."

Look, I am not complaining over and over about Pinkham's response. I am repeatedly getting undeserved criticism, and I am responding to them. Can you really not see the difference. Your last comment to me was straight up indefensible. Clearly you agree since you do not respond to my points.

Totally. In the email to Deadspin the dude was like "As any guy would, I told the guy to fuck off"....he left out the part where he then bro'd it out with him about how DOPE naked chicks are.

LOL

EDIT: Dang, meant to post that other bit as its own post. Sorry those who starred this right as I edited it.

In my second post, I acknowledged that I was wrong and I thanked Pinkham for the clarification. All I said was I "wish you hadn't been so condescending." Does that seriously convey incomprehensible anger? No. It doesn't. Frankly, I cannot understand why randos from the peanut gallery (such as you) felt the need…

"Who the fuck are you.... Trying to pay girls to send you pictures and videos?"

I've found that, when confronted with food you don't recognize and find baffling, the best thing to do is say, "Hey, what's this? I'd love to try it but how do you eat it?" Only the most assholish of assholes will laugh at you for your ignorance. Food is different everywhere.

Many years ago, when I was a young legal…

I worked in a fancy Italian restaurant in NoLIta where a customer almost choked cause he was trying to eat the mussel shell. He was angry at the server for "leaving the shells on." It makes the paper seem like a totally reasonable thing to eat!

People are giving me undeserved shit, and I respond. Each time I am more civilized than the other person. I am such an asshole. I'm embarrassed for both of us.

Most of the ones I know of have some rules - no sleeping with anyone we know, or only oral, or you must use condoms, or no staying out all night.

I think they are gay, but no matter it's batshit and not open at all.

I thought so too, but then I became a little less uncertain of the friend's gender. It kind of sounds like this might be a gay relationship.

That contract takes all the open out of an open relationship.

This doesn't even seem like a very open relationship. I mean, what is allowed? Kissing? That's an awful lot of rules in exchange for just being able to kiss someone else, and in the end, it'd be a lot simpler to just have a closed relationship.

Open relationship?

Open relationship? No. This is the contract of *EDIT* possessiveness and jealousy.