BUT COULD HE BEAT USAIN BOLT IN A RACE?

Holy shit is all I can come up with.

The lip-lick is what makes it pure gold.

At least this abortion wasn't contractually obligated.

Well, there's no way to tell how good he's really going to be. Signs point both ways, so we'll see.

Yeah but what's his next haircut gonna look like?

If the video was longer you would have seen Brian McCann confronting Brady before he could get onto the field.

I need one, give me the link to purchase now.

The real question is would he leave Miami if he ever made it there?

That Jags-Titans line shows how much they think Jax sucks. Also the Giants being 7 point favs over the Raiders jumps out at me.

The fact that this is interesting to me is somewhat terrifying.

My ass is shocked that they got arrested.

Everyone is sleeping on Ball State but there is not a team currently on their schedule that can stop them.

20 bucks says Schiano picks him up this time tomorrow.

Definitely got some help from the people under him but Goddammit that was still awesome.

Kenny Powers x2

Not going until they replace hockey sticks with lightsabers.

I was thinking about the same exact thing this morning.

"Well looks I just earned the full amount of my league minimum contract, see you guys next year!"

Worst part of this being Laker fans get to talk about "how good they actually are" for two weeks until they win their next game.