I think she just means "I kept it a secret before you told everyone." perfectly normal for a few friends to keep mum on a baby before the parents tell the world at large. Nothing cryptic here to me.

Over the last few weeks Miley has been at the center of a lot of important conversations for feminist of all creeds, forcing us all to discuss the nuance between slut shaming and sexual empowerment, the role of the female self in our own exploitation, media and rape culture, and many more. Conversations where we have…

OMG! I was so in love with Tony.

So this is a non-article.

Apparently his character on Community.

Great example!

I'm not sure why you feel compelled to mansplain the shit out of this. There are gendered subtext involved with the concept of complaining. It is term used to diminished female concerns. Like nagging, it is a phrase used to dismiss women's ideas.

Well, there is your problem! You're Canadian. You haven't the finely tuned entitlement of an American 20-something.

Not if you don't have $3000 dollars. Or if all you have is $3000.

Exactly. She didn't present this to the pubic for sympathy, she presented this to her former tenets to establish their damage costs. They presented it to shame her.

I'm not genuinely fecked-up. However, since you brought it up, what is this a "satire" of?

Mr. Kiki! LOL!

I sleep nude, I didn't realize it was something I was going to be judged about by Jezebel.

I want to "fav" this 1000 times. So funny.

All monkeys are primates. They are not apes. The creatures you listed are all apes. Apes and monkeys are both primates. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primates

"While the sting is a great weapon to use against foes larger than the honeybee, it's not much use against smaller creatures." Not so great for the individual honeybee, but great defense for the whole hive.

The issue has never been that they are more nutritious, it is about the use of pesticides and the impact of those on both my system, and the earth system that we exist within. This type of article is intended to "debunk" a non-existent argument in order to distract from and discredit the goals of the organic…

"(Because when you think "cleanse," you think blood-stained underwear, stabby cramps, and mood swings.)"

Tolkien fought in WW1 but the books reflect the crisis of WW2

What about the Evil Dead Trilogy? Ash certainly comes of age as the movies progress from Evil Dead to Army of Darkness. Can't get much darker than loosing your friends and lover to the evil, fighting the evil within yourself, and then finally fighting the Evil in the larger world with your BOOM STICK!