I’m not sure why you think the other things on that list HAVEN’T hurt him with voters.

So Amber is the one that filed the documents with the court through Depp’s lawyers?

thus proving he couldn’t have hurt Heard, because everyone knows domestic abusers have also abused every woman they’ve ever encountered.

Nah son. You pull that phone out, make sure you are filming in high def and you get -everything- you can and when you get a chance, you upload it.

One time I lost my phone with all my contacts and photo memories and a bunch of dank memes my friends shared with me and said fuck it and went to Verizon and got a new phone and sync’d all my stuff from the cloud and lived happily the next 2 years until I was eligible for a new phone again.

This is not a privacy case. This is an equal protection case. It’s contrary to equal protection to punish conduct committed by a woman when the same conduct is committed by a man is not illegal.

And once again it has been proven that Bulbasaur is the greatest Pokemon of all time.

Ass skin in just skin. She’s not pressing her vag right on the seat, she’s got underwear on. What’s the big deal?

Can you imagine trying to catch the bouquet with those tiny arms? No wonder they died out

See, even if it is against the rules for passengers to eat on the train, I’d just assume that the employee would have dispensation as they are on the darned things all day...and mind my own business.

I’m not a courtroom lawyer but I’m 99% sure cops don’t have the jurisdiction to make sure someone is a really a lawyer in court. That’s the court’s job and only the court’s job. The cop is there for security and to bring criminal defendants in and out of custody. This cop should 100% be fired but I’m sure he won’t be.

I saw The Crying Game with my grandparents.

Since the ultra rich are being criticized, we should expect to be told we are jealous by poor people who Stan for the rich in every matter. Any minute now. Jealous.

For some reason the MAGA babies saying “God and Country” drives me almost as crazy as anything. The confidence to boldly advertise your hypocrisy seems unimaginable to me. I can’t even leave a positive Yelp without 10 minutes of indecision that would result in me saying “Why the fuck does anyone need to know this?”…

“Annnnd they’re off. Into the first turn is Mama’s Boy followed by Really, Him? and If Flour Was A Person. Now If Flour Was A Person is making their move, If Flour Was A Person is coming to the inside followed by No One Wants to Sleep with You and Another Privileged White Boy. It’s still If Flour was a Person, If…

He’s paying his own bail. Dude probably put all his assets and cash in other folks names and probably off shore accounts so he’s broke on paper to escape future judgements and child support.

I have a feeling these generous people are R Kelly himself, and that it takes him a couple of days to get the money out of wherever he is hiding it.

If just a song got you through a difficult time in your life, then just maybe it really wasn’t all that difficult.

Cohen “privately told friends and colleagues, including in seized text messages, that he expected to be given a prominent role and title in the new administration”