grabbed a silver tray off a table

The national park budget is $2.9 billion. A single B2 bomber is $2.4 billion. There you go, Congress. Just buy 1 less killing machine, and you can almost double the national park budget.

Kristen Taekman’s husband Josh was the WORST. Such a stupid, whiny, incompetent “Business Man” who cried about being on a conference call with FIVE other people. I laughed and laughed.

but the parks do need money...

I like face tattoos. It’s a time saver. It means that I don’t have to talk to that person to find out that they’re not particularly bright and they’ve got poor impulse control to boot.

I don’t really know or care about Justin Bieber, just commenting on the hilarity of Christian tattoos.

It’s funny how “Christians” get gaudy Jesus tattoos when the same book of the Bible that justifies their homophobia also calls tattoos an abomination.

Except that’s really just the excuse, Uber’s using legal loopholes to fuck both their customers and their “contractors”, and in some cases they also fuck the cities they operate in for good measure (some cities restrict the availability of taxi licenses to control traffic, for instance), because libertarianism, and…

So Jesus hung out with tax collectors, lepers and prostitutes, but doesn’t want this guy to help a woman with a Berrnie Sanders bumper sticker?

There may be no greater evil in the world to me than from pieces of shit like this, who actually justify lack of professionalism, pissing on the law or decency—not just a simple, “I didn’t want to do it”, but “JESUS HIMSELF TOLD ME I WAS RIGHT”.

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

The Lord is apparantly backing away from Good Samaritans and investing strongly in Self-Righteous Assholes.

It’s KAN

Get ready to love her more, cause I’ve got a sweet anecdote:

Her first denim line was manufactured in the city I was living in at the time. It was Winnipeg, a do-nothing city in the middle-of-nowhere. My friend was working at the factory producing the jeans and said she came in as they went into production and spent 2…

Me too! We could have used our children to get ourselves sooooo much press!

Oh the heartbreak, “her moment was taken from her.” Her precious moment of telling the twitterverse that she’s having her second baby. That’s such a milestone, a rite of passage that every girl dreams of from the time she is so small, this is an utter tragedy. How has this come to pass that in 2016, a supposedly…