You know what? I will vote for a progressive male over a regressive female every. Single. Time. And I will vote for a progressive white guy over a regressive black dude. Alan Grayson over Allen West, ya know?

Okay. This will be a valid argument if there ever comes a day where women hold over 75% of STEM jobs or 80% of congressional seats.

Straight cis white men are the most fragile and sensitive demographic, IMO. Any perceived slight has them in fits.

Really, SUCH fragile little drama queens! Any single little achievement that results in white men having less-than-100% of something, *waah*, it’s always the Holocaust all over again!

What’s wrong with white men using their privilege for just purposes? There’s nothing wrong with diversity initiatives created and managed by POC, nor is there anything wrong with diversity initiatives where white men pressure each other to consider the issue. We need all hands on deck to counter underrepresentation of…

Hey, here’s a great idea. Let’s round up all the white males, enslave and starve them, then exterminate them en masse with gas chambers and concentration camps.

Twenty-something white girls living in big cities are literally how non-profits survive.

BUT TELL ME THIS!!!???
If Steve is not being externally persecuted, then how do you explain all of the problems that he is having with his job and his inability to find a girlfriend? It isn’t like it is Steve’s fault! There is a concerted conspiracy against Steve and it is everyone who seems different than him that is…

Such a smart way to make money off of your thirsty consumer base. It’s beautiful.

Why would you do this? I feel like I’ve gotten at least a dozen emails that say “if the wristband is broken or removed you will not be allowed into the festival” for Shaky Knees. I guess it’s a good thing Governors Ball is more forgiving.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

Why did I read all of that.

God. I probably live in cave. I know nothing about nothing, and I don’t even understand this articles, save for the word banana.

A source tells US Weekly that Jenner “will appear on a summer cover of Sports Illustrated wearing ‘nothing but an American flag and her Olympic medal.’”

I know I have such a hard time. Hey, good job tearing down barriers and dragging transphobia into the popular consciousness. But, also fuck you for your "screw you, I got mine" attitude toward civil rights.

I’m glad she’s finally in the body she feels comfortable in. I despise everything she stands for.

Sigh.

I was a Bernie supporter for most of the primary but now that shit is getting real I’m in full Hillary mode. She’s going to pummel Trump into the ground and I’m really excited to see her kick some ass now.

Now, I'm freaking out how close Trump is to the presidency. This whole Republican nomination process has been an unmitigated nightmare of epic proportions. Everyone was horrible in their own ways.