I'm a carnivore (with some guilt - just not enough to stop), but I'm allergic to excess dairy, so I'll stock up on almond milk.

My parents said that one of their priests (in Dublin) said during a homily, "If it were up to me, we'd have a lot more priests. Mind you, some of them might be wearing skirts under their vestments, if you know what I mean..."

Room for one more? Or is your bunker a one-person kind of deal?

Dear lord indeed! Sometimes sentences blurt themselves out like that, when you're not really listening to yourself... that's what we need to catch in a re-read, but it can take time to develop those critical skills. I'm sure I wrote some appalling things when I was younger. (I would also question the word "performed",…

I have weird dreams almost every night. Sometimes they're normal-weird, sometimes they're weird-weird, and about 5% of the time, I wake up with some self-invented phrase going around and around in my head like a mantra. Usually, it's something with a catchy rhythm; once, it was a perfectly-formed - and rather moving -…

Ditto.

Buutter an' aaaayll, Sayth. Buutter an' aaaayll.

Yeah, it seems really sinister, the more I thought about it; I'm suprised Jez didn't point this stuff out in their article. I know their heart is in the right place, but I would be concerned that this undermines their message by being so closely linked to violence - it's not "this bracelet exists because we took guns…

Yeah, exactly. I stopped paying attention to the pathetic numbers on the cross trainer / stationary bike etc because they were so discouraging. They don't accurately reflect the fact that you're building up cardio fitness and improving your balance and toning your muscles and all the other things that workouts are for…

Yeah, I think the diamonds are a definite misstep. They're undermining their own message by saying "This is a really important artifact with a heavy weight of meaning, and a peaceful purpose. But since you probably don't get it, here's some bling, too". It's kind of insulting to their audience, because it's as though…

Thank you so much for sharing your perspective with me. You are SOLID, lady! You have such a healthy, forward-looking attitude.

I fucking love her. I also love Kristen Wiig... I couldn't really choose.

Not far enough.

When Rachel is holding up the bangle, I'd like to have seen her put it on 'cause it looks pretty small, to me. Maybe it's just the camera angle or something.

Yeah, that would be a tragic oversight. I don't know why they even need to put diamonds in them, y'know? I'm sure they have masses of metal with which to make these things - they could make them all in the plain versions, sell them for a little cheaper, and they'd fly off the shelves. They probably will fly off the…

This is a really lovely idea. I'm not sure if I'd really want one on my body - it's connected to violence in more than a symbolic way, and who knows if these guns took lives - but I like the premise of it.*

+1

He is so funny whenever I see his stuff on Tweet Beat. I would like to hang out with him.

Well the thing is, you do burn a certain number of calories a day just by existing. So technically you could drink 12 or so cans of coke a day and not gain weight if you didn't eat or drink anything else. Also you would die of malnutrition.

It's seriously one of the most insipid sentences I've ever seen: "I don't like cancer at all". It's like saying "Some people really dig cancer, but I'm just not into it, man."