Thanks! :)

Congratulations on your daughter!! You must be so thrilled to have her. My cousin had a really rough time trying for her kids with IVF too, but she got two beautiful children for her troubles. It's such an incredible thing, what science can do, now.

Oh, MissNorma... this hits close to home, for me.

Oh my God, you poor thing. That is such a litany of unfairness and sadness, I don't even know how to come up with something comforting to say.

That is SUCH a beautiful thing to do. Thank you for spreading that happiness into the world.

You should see me after I eat rice.

I am so, so sorry for what you're going through. Your feelings are completely justified and understandable and normal.

KKKlassy Confederate tattoo, asshole.

Totally. I rarely splurge on myself, but when I do, I do my research! I'm so glad it paid off this time. I had it in my head that I wanted a cleansing tool that rotated (because, y'know, I'm too lazy to move my arms), but when I really did the reading on the Clarisonic, I realised it would be so much better for my…

I bought a Clarisonic Mia: it cleans your skin so thoroughly, by using a mild vibratey sonic hum. I fucking love it. (I'm actually just about to use it right this second)

Judging by the cover-up, I'd say that fate is more likely to befall the victim in this. :(

That is so cute. :) Thanks for sharing it!

Someone I know had this done for comfort reasons. Nobody she had been with had EVER commented on it, and even she thinks that nobody ever would have. She had it done because she was physically uncomfortable, and she was thrilled with the results, but she told me that she never would've bothered if it had just been a…

For the record: there are reasons for labiaplasty that have nothing whatsoever to do with aesthetics. Someone close to me had it done for reasons relating to physical discomfort, caused by marked asymmetry. Whenever she had a yeast infection, the excess tissue would swell up and she would hardly be able to walk - a…

Awww, poor little guy. At least he has a human who cares for his wellbeing! He lucked out when you adopted him.

Oooh, I have a major vendetta against twitter. I understand it can be used well - like when comedians do it really cleverly - but I think it's such a mass of self-indulgent slurry, I can't bear to wade through it. And the character restriction is leading to the death of language (which is so beloved to me), so I avoid…

"You shall have a golden crown that men will tremble to behold."

If your screen name is anything to go by, they should've asked a few more questions. That's no place for a cat!

Yeah, that took me a while, too. His quips are usually much clearer.

No, you're cool: she doesn't dress old or frumpy. That dress is super cute.