“... with my beautiful blonde niece...”

I’ve started encouraging the few asswipes I know to PLEASE go to Target, stand outside the bathrooms and unilaterally insist on checking everyone’s gender before they go in...”I’m sure EVERYONE will appreciate your dedication!”

This means a man can simply say he “feels like a woman today” and enter the women’s restroom

Let’s be honest. None of these boycotters were ever shopping at Target anyway. They’re definitely all Walmart shoppers.

Not to mention, the mother was at work the next day. If your kid never came home, don’t you think you’d be out looking for them?? I mean, I understand that if money’s tight, you have to work but it would seem that someone would be out asking about them instead of what was described to be “just another day.” Could be…

All it takes is someone confronting a car thief to turn it into something “more serious” than grand theft. A lot of people rely heavily on a single vehicle. They lose that, they can lose their job. And it spirals downhill from there.

They cheapened their own lives by being criminals. Nothing of value besides someone's stolen car was lost here.

“Sucks that your 11-year-old got killed in a biking accident, but he knew he needed to wear a helmet, so he caused his own demise.”

Doubt you’d be okay with your 15-year-old getting a tattoo. All the reasons why are the problems it indicates. In general kids who are “doing the right thing and going somewhere” don’t have tattoos in 9-10th grade.

Perhaps I haven’t searched hard enough, but I don’t think anyone is saying they deserved to die because they ran from cops. They died because they made a mistake. You can’t blame the officers for not risking their lives to save theirs. Police have an obligation to do whatever they can within reasonable limits, but…

All choices have consequences.

And only the finest locally sourced mustache hair and beard wax go into my sandwiches.

Even Donald Trump’s daughter is involved in the family business. Reevaluate yourself when Donald Trump has better views of women than you.

This may be a news flash but not everyone even has a car! What might those people do in an emergency?

I don’t know if you smoke already/are around stoners much... But there is something exceptional about adranaline that sort of crushes a weed high. Everyone I know who has been high when something bad/dangerous happens is the MOST sober, while the sober people are actively freaking out (yay, adrenaline!) and the drunk…

Well, considering MANY people are willing (and actually do) kill themselves for being sad (plenty of times because of rejection(s)), there are bound to be some who lean towards anger more than sadness.

I mean, there are people who actually KILL their ex-es/wives for even completely banal reasons.

Never walk in on your teenager on a Wednesday.

Tina Belcher is editing OK! now.

At my school, the 8th graders start sex ed in science class next week. It's my first year at this school, and I teach ELA and social studies, so I have no idea what the curricula looks like.. However, the whole staff got a terse email from one of the science teachers letting us know that if we hear any students…

GOD DAMN IT, LANA, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!