I hate to tell you that Travis is 45, so I think he’s already arrived at middle age!

Please stop trying to make these two seem interesting.

All the better....to get grabbed?

natural gas pipeline =/= oil pipeline

The baby will just be crying for those ten minutes, nonstop. A baby’s needs and its wants are the same thing. Crying is their only form of communication, and they don’t understand waiting because they don’t understand time. So the baby won't starve, but you can't explain that to him, because he's a baby.

JULIET CHOSE POORLY

Counterpoint: not having cable when you have kids is amazing. Because no commercials. With cable, my kids asked for super expensive dumb toys they saw on tv and rather than be happy with whatever vacation we were taking, questioned why we were not going to the resorts they saw advertised. Without cable, they asked me…

Are you kidding?? Cinemark has a net income of 218 million. They can fucking SUCK IT UP.

The problem with this statistic (there are actually several on Kellerman’s methodology, but I won’t go into those here) is that the figure of gun deaths includes suicides, a more common cause of gun death in the home than homicides and accidents combined. One can reasonably conclude that, while a gun is one of the…

They should take all of her money and use it to set up a scholarship for poor people who can actually appreciate visiting the parks.

I’d say she’s a thug, but that’s an insult to thugs. She’s a dipshit.

THIS. Everyone’s a responsible gun owner, until they aren’t. I’m so sick of the claim that guns are for self-defense against home invasions, considering how much more often they are used to commit domestic violence or suicide.

He’s not a mini sumo wrestler.

Weed is not addictive - using any substance to the point where you screw up your life is not always the substance. People self-medicate with many things, including exercise. Anything you do that impedes “adulting” can be harmful - but it’s NOT always the substance.

You mean the part in quotes - from the article? And I am not you, I am me. I am sorry weed “fucked you up.” I posit that YOU fucked you up.

Never blacked out or said or did hurtful things while high... The worst experience I’ve had from too much marijuana is having ‘just one more’ slice of pizza.

“One of the reasons I drank was to feel strong and invulnerable, to be kick-ass instead of self-conscious and mercilessly self-critical...”

“If you’re not a liberal when you’re 20, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative when you’re 40, you have no head.”

Can’t really tell either. I want to assume that they’re great, and it’s the traditional/archaic format of the NYT wedding announcement that is ruining a perfectly reasonable wedding ceremony.

I was actually just wondering what the logistics would be of just peeing on them. You get in my way and police me when I’m trying to pee, well. Consequences. (Honestly, I have IBS and if you try to stop me from getting to a bathroom when it’s one of those days I will just end up shitting myself and trust me you do not…