You either live in Los Angeles or never leave the house... cuz butts like that are EVERYWHERE.

That's EXACTLY what I'm talking about. Who in the hell do these fools think they are? Stick to reality TV stars, In Touch. You're aiming way above your pay grade here.

Are you talking about how they dared to criticize Dolly Parton?? Because I agree. There are some lines you just don't cross.

Oh hell no In Touch, you done fucked up now.

You know you have a problem when you refresh Jezebel a million times around 3 o'clock checking for midweek madness.

Kim, you do not need anyone to walk you down the aisle. This is your third time, you know the way.

That's what's great about guys in their 20s. Demi gets older, but they stay the same age.

Yes! I really don't have anything else to add, except that it's absurd that most of these people seem to only care about unborn American babies. Six month old African children? Forget 'em, who care. Ugh it's infuriating. Especially since they proclaim they're following the bible, and from what I've read it talks a lot…