Now to photoshop childhood me into all my instagram selfies

So when are we going to get a download of Casey's model lmao

Seeing as rockets derived from fireworks I name this man as the new father of spaceflight

I was so high when I watched that, sweet jesus

Don't let my Canadian ex girlfriend see these she'll say "Oh but of course the snowflakes are fatter in America" lmao

EVERYBODY I can confirm this works, worked for me first try on my tmo iPhone 5

Side effects may include but are not limited toooooo?

What if we just live in a time so boring and dangerous that nobody wants to visit :( like sure everybody says they want to time travel to the time of the dinosaurs but do you reallyyyyyyy? Or maybe we have diseases that the people of the future don't vaccinate against and thus they avoid the now at all cost (without a…

Why you got to make me feel guilty about hitting a bong and going to a club to get twerked on while wearing these... I just wants this to happen! :(

Wow so mad I spent my time looking for this picture and instead wrote out a comment only to see this after >.>

Wasn't this how Will Smith identified the suspect in the Wild Wild West hahaha I will never forget being a kid and watching him using the guys head as a projector lmao the image is burned into my cornea

I wish I was at a point in life where I could say to my girlfriend ":O but babe it's only $80 million I HAVE to get it" :(

Im not that afraid of the NSA having all this tech, I mean you semi-expect it when they can get together the greatest minds fresh from college or around the world and use a company card that pulls from the US federal budget. I'm just afraid of the large potential abuse and the fact that eventually this stuff will…

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

lol

Oyster's are such a disgusting creature, I live in virginia beach and the area is well known for the oysters etc. In high school we raised some in oceanography and did dissections too. When I learned that oysters filter the water in nature and absorb EVERYTHING from radiation to literal poop it didn't help my views of…

I honestly believe that's how it goes... for now. 20 years down the line suspect terrorist activity could be defined as something completely different. In Colorado 3 years ago I'm sure someone got 10+ years for possessing a bag of weed big enough to put a man on the moon, now the cops light 1 pound joints for the…

Next report: New sources have revealed that the NSA sells said cables, flash drives, and and hard drives on ebay and amazon as "barely used". We're all doomed :(

Never did a single hack but some random guy gave me $300 mil, it was christmas eve so I thought it was a kind gesture or accident so i immediately switched sessions lmao. Bought the best house cars jets boats etc etc, then another guy gave me 8 mil, Switched sessions and another guy gave me $100 mil. I still had 400…

If a new island popped up in the middle of the ocean could a random person boat over and claim it lol?