I'm trying to curate a fresh and innovative experience for you. One that blends the modern and contemporary with echoes of the past.

The day I suck a man's dick for any other reason than because I goddamn felt like it is the day every single one of you needs to put a fucking bullet in my head.

Drugs are a helluva drug.

Arizona doesn't have daylight savings time. The rest of the US should get with the program

I did have love letters. Lots of them. At some point I imposed some organization- one manila envelope for each major relationship. Shortly after I married, at age 31, I decided that I wouldn't want my future child to find these letters after my future death, so I disposed of them. I plunked them right in the…

Yeah, I always thought the difference between hunting and gathering was that hunting involved killing an animal that could run away, while gathering involved picking berries and other foodstuffs not capable of locomotion. But it turns out hunting is just whatever men do, and gathering is just whatever women do! The…

Evolutionary psychology is one big hypothesis without any empirical evidence to back it up. It's a thought experiment, not a hard science. There is no way to prove through experiment or data analysisthat the cause of a particular observed behavior is rooted in evolutionary needs. For one thing, very very very few…

I dismiss this because I'm an actual scientist who understands important things like empirical data and confirmation bias.

And you cannot just attribute anything involving our psychology to speculation of evolution and ancient societies. That's not how science works. And once again, no one is denying evolution, we're just pointing out that these bullshit evo psych speculations are easily refuted by basic anthropology and sociology. You…

Actually, it's about ethics in serial killing

ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT PREDATORS PREY ON THOSE THEY PERCEIVE AS WEAKER THAN THEM?

"It was interesting to me to have my patriarchal bias confirmed. No, I didn't think of this from any other angle - why do you ask?"

That was very interesting to me, as an evolutionary psychologist

"That was very interesting to me, as an evolutionary psychologist, that it reflects kind of ancestral tendencies."

Dollar store Lenny Kravitz

Are we sure that a woodpecker can maintain air speed velocity carrying a weasel?

Fuck Yelp sideways with an non-lubricated porcupine.

Sociology professors are a weird lot. As an anthro student, I could always tell they were full of shit.

I agree that race is not a real thing, but Caucasian is a word. A word that people use to describe race (dumb but true). Caucasian is not an ethnicity even though the world does contain a place called the Caucasus region. People who live in that region have an ethnicity, but it isn't Caucasian because the word…