It's so much easier to record and share now. Hit record. Tap upload to Facebook, email, ect.

See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

If only there'd been a good 5 year old with a gun to stop him.

Here are a few reasons why restaurants don't want people brown-bagging it:

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

great question and great asterisks, sir!

Unless it was necessary

Maybe it's a Midwestern thing because I understood exactly what he meant, lol.

OH WOW THIS GIF IS EVERYTHING

If you spell it "catsup" you are objectively wrong and possibly a serial killer, I'm just saying is all.

Can we please talk about rapper Mase who lost 1.5 million of his 1.6 million followers!!!

I'm not the biggest fan of Azealia's (give her homophobic and misogynoir-istic comments) but this interview got me. It's incredibly frustrating to be as talented as she is and see other, less talented people, "take your shine," so to speak. But pop music/pop culture is not a meritocracy, unfortunately.

Amen.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

The Encylopedia Brown remark made me spit my coffee. So, you regularly have dinner with the chief of police, and when he's onto a case he just can't crack, he'll take his notebook out of his breast pocket and let you have a whack at it? "But wait ... you said he wore a BLUE hat when he walked into the room! Case…

I think he's in for a surprise, because a really sizable portion of women in my general age group had a crush on the Robin Hood who was literally and figuratively a fox.

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Years ago, I was driving a client to court for something dealing with custody— she was a client at the domestic violence shelter I worked at. On the long drive, we happened to pass the place where she married her husband, and she started quietly sobbing. After a couple of minutes, she said, "You don't marry someone…

I honestly cannot believe I read that. It's either an A grade troll or an asshole you can see from space.