Loved her in Batteries Not Included, and Torrilla Soup. So very sad.

Celebrity Edition!

WAIT. FUCKING WAIT. I need to make a fucking WEBSITE for this shit?

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

I'm a grad school TA. Honestly, there have been one or two moments where I thought a student might be flirting, but more likely they just wanted to get into my class next quarter.

I've heard rumors of one or two TAs going down to Undergrad Bone Town, but it just seems so not worth it for several reasons, least of all…

I played competitive sports as a kid. I also competed in musical and performance competitions, spelling bees, and was a force to be reckoned with on the debate team.

It's all done under a lack of male gaze.

This video makes me weep for my people and women. Nicki can do whatever she wants but as consumers and audience we should realize what larger role this plays in society. I fully remember the days when hyper-sexualized female rappers were not the norm. Queen Latifah, Monie Love, Missy Elliot, MC Lyte, Da Brat, Roxanne…

Nicki is better than her ass. This song is shit. Her ass is fun to watch but I am cringing all the way through it. And anyone can have a fat, round ass if they pay for it so I'm not getting it. Troll away stans...I ain't listening.

Things I have experienced as a Disney cast member:

Yeah she's pretty... in a Madam Tussaud sort of way.

SMH. You can't even call that sampling Outkast, it's just a through and through beat jacking.

And are you guys catching all this? In LESS than one verse she bites (in order); "I Just Wanna Love You," "Girls, Girls, Girls," "Can I Get A," "Frontin'," "99 Problems," "Bonnie and Clyde," "I Just Wanna Love You" (again),…

Not gonna lie, sometimes a good ear cleaning feels better than sex.

Because if there's one thing we women love, it's being smacked on the ass and licked by strangers.

I strongly believe that if welfare recipients should be drug tested, so should recipients of corporate subsidies. They're taking money from the government and ultimately taxpayers, so if a humiliating urine test is necessary for small handouts, it must certainly be even more appropriate for those who receive millions.…

Wow. So now, when people ask me what I do, instead of telling them I'm an Egyptologist, I can be all like, "Oh, I dabble in black magic." THIS IS SO COOL.

that's exactly what i think most people don't understand...you can infect someone prior to even knowing you have it to begin with, and even if you do know, you can infect someone before you even have an outbreak (and even if you're using condoms). considering the high rate of people who have HSV1 (combined with HSV2,…

You clearly don't know how to make grilled cheese. That is a recipe for the worst grilled cheese sandwich ever. First off, one simply does not microwave bread. Ever. Now, for the basic, classic American Grilled Cheese Sandwich you start with 2 pieces of bread. Butter the inside very lightly, then place one or two…