Yes, yes it is. :| I’m sorry for your loss.

When we suspected it was bone cancer we ignored the vet, doped him up on pain meds, took him running every day, fed him hamburgers from McDonalds (His favorite) and spoiled the hell out of him for the time he had left.

Don’t look at me, I’m overweight due to a thyroid condition. I still have skinny dogs.

Introducing the new Ferrari Balboa, it’s a guaranteed knockout and only comes in Flame Red.

Urp! I never get motion sick but watching this video managed it nicely.

Considering my definition of a successful relationship is meeting someone whos neroses is compatible with your own... I don’t find this shocking.

I use a thermal-lined raincoat for the winter. They’ll wear them, they just have to get used to it... Until then they do things like lean against you for balance etc. :) Snoods however, are hit and miss in my experience.

The TLDR respond to your husband: You’d look that way too if you spent 18-22 hours of your day in a cage since you were born too.

Yep! They’re billed as the world’s fastest couch potatoes. The only thing they love doing more than running is sleeping, preferably on a couch or big comfy bed or on your bed, or on you, or a pile of blankets they’ve fluffed up...

Mine are also rescues, when you get them they don’t really know how to play fetch, or…

Yep, they all smile when happy. :) Which is indeed apparently a “Greyhound” kind of thing to do. Most breeds only smile when stressed.

Yeah, and those ears, and the derpy overbite, and the massively long tail that beats objects and people to death when happy and...

Greyhounds have the saddest puppydog eye look ever, and they always have that look even when they’re happy. They’re just so preciously gentle and sweet dogs.

I know someone who has staffies, they’re wiggly snoggy happy little terrorists. They’re just not a breed that fits with my lifestyle.

Oh I start tearing up every time I talk about losing either of my first two greyhounds, so I totally get it. When I told the adoption place mailing list about his passing I had 82 different people write me to tell me stories about when they met him at the shelter.

Who cares what those earrings are really shaped after. Use them to embrace your inner contrarian to loudly and proudly demand that the person’s view of what they are is wrong, and that they’re obviously (something else) and because they can’t see that they should be mocked loudly and openly.

I’m sorry about your loss. I once got in a shouting match with a vet when they told me that my dog’s white bloodcell count was off. When I asked “For a greyhound, or a dog in general?” At which point they proceded to tell me I needed to let them do their job, and there was no difference in breeds for the questions I…

I have two greyhounds, it’s interesting because when people see them the first thing they do is tell me my dogs are too skinny, and that I don’t feed them enough. Said comments typically come from folk whose dogs are overweight, and they just dismiss it as not a big deal.

Them: “They’re so skinny! You can see their…

So, Jesus and Crockoduck showed Kirk the “Way of the Master”?

And Jesus said unto Kirk, “Close your eyes, open your mouth, and prepare to receive ‘The Body of Christ!’ my son.” And Kirk, commanded by his master, opened his mouth, relaxed his throat, and accepted Jesus into his heart, by way of his esophagus.

Once Kirk…

If secondhand smoke is bad, and thirdhand smoke is bad. Why would you think occasional first-hand smoke is OK?

All I can think of...

Like their stereotypical patter?

Instead of a female representation of the same thing a male pirate captain would stereotypically do if he caught one of his subordinates insulting him?