She’s the captain of the ship, her word is law when at sea. At no point did she malign anyone, she simply enforced order.

Frankly I thought it was pretty awesome.

What has changed recently? The DEA/FDA are cracking down on over-prescription of addictive pain killers, and our country does a really piss-poor job of long-term pain management.

Welcome to Seattle! Please remember that UPS got its start here in our fair city delivering laudanum to the general public! What can brown heroin do for you?

Wait what? No dude no! I said invite her to dinner and throw some salmon on the grill, not throw semen on the girl! Stupid stupid stupid!

Look, I know that KY is renowned for Peanut Butter, but you guys also make a pretty useful Jelly.

Maybe airport was an autocorrect?

Dozens... *blink*

Minor drug infractions have been used to systematically disenfranchise the poor, especially poor minorities for decades, and he frees “Dozens”...

Maybe this is why they gave him the Nobel Peace Prize...

Am guessing more likely he was testifying about an event much closer to or before 1985. Or he uses quaaludes as a generic term for similarly impairing drugs he used on his victims.

*sigh*

Logically I know that he did this, and this the thought of it is f*cking revolting...

Emotionally I can tell that my brain is fighting tooth-and-nail to hold on to cherished childhood memories of his comedy, and by extension him. Which is actually equally disturbing to me on a logical level.

He may have been testifying to something he had done before, back when they still made them ala Roman Polanski? I don’t know.

After 20 years would they even have any efficacy? All of that stuff degrades over time.

Has anyone explained to him that the lyrics are “Don’t stop believing” and not “Don’t stop wife beating”?? And why does this guy bear an awfully weird resemblance to Voldemort?

Hand Jiving incident gone horribly wrong.

Duh...

Why does this read like a bad riff on an old Tucker Max story?

What directly the fuck is wrong with these people?

My parents never laid a hand on me unless I deserved it. My wife however had a markedly different upbringing of abuse, neglect, and torture.

Go back to Portland, it's not May Day yet.

Perhaps I do this because generations in this context ARE a generalization in behavior and experience...

Read plenty of both, do you honestly think Reagan was some sort of saint? Were you even alive when he was in office?