Yeah, and those ears, and the derpy overbite, and the massively long tail that beats objects and people to death when happy and...

Greyhounds have the saddest puppydog eye look ever, and they always have that look even when they’re happy. They’re just so preciously gentle and sweet dogs.

I know someone who has staffies, they’re wiggly snoggy happy little terrorists. They’re just not a breed that fits with my lifestyle.

Oh I start tearing up every time I talk about losing either of my first two greyhounds, so I totally get it. When I told the adoption place mailing list about his passing I had 82 different people write me to tell me stories about when they met him at the shelter.

Who cares what those earrings are really shaped after. Use them to embrace your inner contrarian to loudly and proudly demand that the person’s view of what they are is wrong, and that they’re obviously (something else) and because they can’t see that they should be mocked loudly and openly.

I’m sorry about your loss. I once got in a shouting match with a vet when they told me that my dog’s white bloodcell count was off. When I asked “For a greyhound, or a dog in general?” At which point they proceded to tell me I needed to let them do their job, and there was no difference in breeds for the questions I…

I have two greyhounds, it’s interesting because when people see them the first thing they do is tell me my dogs are too skinny, and that I don’t feed them enough. Said comments typically come from folk whose dogs are overweight, and they just dismiss it as not a big deal.

Them: “They’re so skinny! You can see their…

Knowing what I know about venture capital firms, her complaints are probably true. That may not tell the whole story of her employment, but the harassment was likely very real.

She is also considering an appeal, which may reverse the decision under a 3 panel judge.

Please don’t hurt me! I’ll be quiet!

Gizmodo and Gawker in general had similar issues when they finally decided to seriously moderate the discussions going on. Some people thought it was hamfisted, others thought it didn’t go far enough, and in the end Giz had to be OK with losing a large chunch of its readership in order to rebuild the community into a…

So, Jesus and Crockoduck showed Kirk the “Way of the Master”?

And Jesus said unto Kirk, “Close your eyes, open your mouth, and prepare to receive ‘The Body of Christ!’ my son.” And Kirk, commanded by his master, opened his mouth, relaxed his throat, and accepted Jesus into his heart, by way of his esophagus.

Once Kirk…

If secondhand smoke is bad, and thirdhand smoke is bad. Why would you think occasional first-hand smoke is OK?

All I can think of...

Like their stereotypical patter?

Instead of a female representation of the same thing a male pirate captain would stereotypically do if he caught one of his subordinates insulting him?

She’s the captain of the ship, her word is law when at sea. At no point did she malign anyone, she simply enforced order.

Frankly I thought it was pretty awesome.

What has changed recently? The DEA/FDA are cracking down on over-prescription of addictive pain killers, and our country does a really piss-poor job of long-term pain management.

Welcome to Seattle! Please remember that UPS got its start here in our fair city delivering laudanum to the general public! What can brown heroin do for you?

Wait what? No dude no! I said invite her to dinner and throw some salmon on the grill, not throw semen on the girl! Stupid stupid stupid!

Look, I know that KY is renowned for Peanut Butter, but you guys also make a pretty useful Jelly.