Oh whew, sorry man. I was really starting to pity you for a second. There's a reason I collect movies that involve LA being removed from the face of the planet in a violent manner.

Weirdly enough, Russia has the largest known Titanium reserves.

The hall was electrified with some listeners shaking in their seats as Professor Kosuke Heki of Hokkaido University presented his findings at a lecture on disaster preparedness in Japan. His voice rumbled forth over the masses as he charged the Japanese government with picking up the pieces of his research and…

You live in LA? I'm sorry man. Really.

That and if a turbine blows up it's not likely to irradiate large swaths of land in the process.

But one can never catch the dragon...

Except when the bridge/elevated highway you're on collapses.

They already did, it's called Twitter.

I expect they bought a bunch of those phone/dinner/bestbuy gift cards that they sell and some TicTacs.

You've gone from being pulled over with a transvestite hooker in the car to doing children's movies?

I believe you, I found a photo of you on the web that proves it.

They can, and do. You just need to talk to your bank to increase the daily ATM withdrawal limit.

The skimmers slip over the existing ATM slot and look like part of the equipment. The PIN is grabbed via a pinhole camera unit. This is often disguised as one of those little mirrors to see behind you with the camera pointing at the keypad.

Not really... You need to have strong springs in them to ensure they stay workable long-term. Kind of like crosswalk buttons that people hit 3 times on average.

Why deposits? All it needs to do is dispense cardboard boxes, and the stray cats will find it on their own.

The lack of wrist bracing would likely screw up your aim until you had a lot of practice.

Ah, well I guess that's true if you're not naturally clever, funny, or informative I suppose.

Maybe he doesn't want to be an engineer?

Maybe you could try being very clever, very funny, or very informative...

Actually it's the MBA they'll ever talk about, and the reason for it is because it's a REALLY DAMN GOOD Laptop regardless of whether it's running Windows or OSX. Light, portable, massive battery life, and durable. What's not to love?