Don’t you mean the “cheese-eating surrender monkeys”?

You know, this won’t be so funny when you find out she was counting down to Armageddon.

That last one is actually tomatoes, as seen on GBBO 2017 during Italian week...who wore it better??

Compromise is over-rated as a political tool. Never mind the problem that the compromise position between being 0% racist and 100% racist is being 50% racist, you can’t actually accomplish anything in this country by getting Democrats to compromise with blue dog Democrats and Republicans.

The last great compromises…

Madonna as a spy!? Hell yes, I am excited! Don’t you remember the premise of the first Zoolander film, where male models are used as hapless assassins!? Madonna could have totally been like that all this time, and just like how Lestat revealed himself to mankind via his music in Queen of the Damned, so too has Madge…

Turns out I was right, and she asked me how I knew. I told her truthfully that I recognized the symptoms from milking cattle....

Plus what straight guy doesn’t like to suck on a “female presenting” nipple?

clam down, you.

This is the opposite of interior design; it is the ABSENCE of interior design.

precisely 12:01 am PT, but... which day this weekend? 

I kan’t wait for the premiere of Legally Kardashian on E!

I know this! Her lucky number is 13. She incorporates it in pretty much everything. So, I’m guessing that’s why.

If I had to guess, I’d say it’s an ode to her favorite number —- 13.

This is Bootsie hearing her name, and looking into the distance for the sound of origin, rather than looking up at me because I was the one that fucking said her name.

“Privilege West”

Thank you for your service.

Kim Kardashian is thinking of naming her next kid Rob West, after her brother.

I’d be worried it was actually John Travolta the whole time.