LisbethSalamander
Lisbeth Salamander
LisbethSalamander

You can't kick Kahmora off for being too fashion-y and boring, and turn around and be mad at Utica!!

egg?

Why don't you just post that you think you're better than her and fuck off? Jfc. 

Egg?

I used to work for them. I do like their products. But honestly, you don’t need the whole routine. Everything is basically squalane in different textures. But to someone elses point, if you've been neglecting your skin till now, lotion isn't going to make drastic changes. This is more maintenance than a quick fix. 

Dave is actually enjoyable. 

I think the Brandonn guy just felt weird and made a movie reference. And then Karamo also felt weird and referenced it back.

Took my best friend for hers, Mt Mike's pizza, a giant coke, then watched the office for like 5 hrs! 

It’s an article about poop! A-poo-pos if you will! 

Please enjoy my poopstagram @poopeatinggrin

Does no one here own a slip????

Doesn’t the right hate the french???

wut. 

but....53% is bad?

This is a very good take.

I was like, Donnie Darko’s sister is in this! That was my only basis for wanting to see it.

I was like, Donnie Darko’s sister is in this! That was my only basis for wanting to see it.

I went to a job interview at a chiropractor like, 10 years ago. And they said that western medicine was against god because in all his infinite wisdom he chose a time before western medicine to let Jesus be born into. To this day it is on of the most insane thing I heard a person out loud.

Secretary with my Dad.